Spider Web

Spider Web | I just tried to kill a spider with some old axe body spray. It survived. Now it's following me around the house making      inappropriate | image tagged in spider web | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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X, X Everywhere Meme | INAPPROPRIATE REMARKS INAPPROPRIATE REMARKS, EVERYWHERE | image tagged in memes,x,x everywhere,x x everywhere | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HEY BABY WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND SWAT THIS? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Y'all Got Any More Of That Meme | Y'ALL GOT ANYMORE OF THOSE NICE SMELLING SPIDERS? | image tagged in memes,yall got any more of | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Dirty spider lol
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Funny!
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man.  Does whatever a spider can | STEP INTO MY PARLOR SAID THE SPIDER TO THE FLY | image tagged in spiderman,joke,meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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FIRST SUBMISSION? FRONT PAGE! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Well done Krsettle, and welcome to imgflip!
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shoulda used old spice
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I had another meme comment idea based on how spiders suck their victims dry but... it even creeped me out!
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"Ode to a Spider"

Spider, spider, teentsie spider,
I sit here and drink some apple cider,
Lighting a cigarette
With an old Bic lighter.
And seeing you spin your web
To the tune of Boccherini's "Minuet,"
My only thought is this:
"I hate you, and I want you to die."
Ah, but what right do I have
To rob you of your life?
I could squeeze you in the palm of my hand,
I could squish you with the sole of my shoe,
And all the pretty horses would cry, "Boo-hoo!"
But, I would use a cobweb
As your funeral pall,
The one I found in a shopping mall
Not too long ago;
And I would bury my head in the sand
To avoid marital bliss
If it meant, "We won't go and see the show,"
The one I was looking forward to
Before I bowed my head to cry
With the thought of a fractured kiss.
Alas, I say this with a sigh:
"No one will hear the marching band
"Playing the songs of yesteryear"
(The ones by John Philip Sousa, I fear)
So, I will spare you your life,
Dreadful spider,
Because I just want to sit here and drink my apple cider.
Isn't the world we live in grand?
Here's to you, my lovely friend,
I drink in your honor
For, now you will die
Because you had to go and swallow a fly—
Your headstone will read:
"Patience makes the heart a yawner."
This should be every spider's creed.
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Slightly NSFW:
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Super job, Kresettle.
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Oh, what a tangled web you've woven
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