Surprised Koala

Surprised Koala Meme | WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT A BEAR? DON'T I MEET ALL THE KOALIFICATIONS? | image tagged in memes,surprised koala,funny,puns | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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KOALIFICATION'S | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Success Kid Meme | MADE TWO DASHHOPES LAUGH WITH THE ONE MEME | image tagged in memes,success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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now this is double. lol
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Hebrews 13:1 Let brotherly love continue.
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HA! Me two!
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I'm surprised that nobody's done this one yet.
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:D
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LOL!
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Barely. +1
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Better than most word-puns though :D
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Did you know that there are "heavy" memetic evidence that koala's are ruling the illuminati???
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*gasp* LIGHT tank?!?! Lol. I missed that one, tbh.
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Wall of text comming up...
Linking koala's to aliens and illuminati is sort of easy enough. aliens are behind the illuminati, so what makes me sure that koala's are aliens? Look at some of the native/aboriginal depictions of koala's and they sort of look like a grey one stuffed into a spacesuit. It's also a "well-known" fact among biologists that koala's have humanlooking fingerprints, with coevolution being the cultprit, unless you start looking at koala's being behind the whole "grey ones" ufo mythology. If you take a look at the disney story "lilo and stitch" conspiracies you should be able to link all of it together, aliens, illuminati, koala's and actually even the devil himself :D
If you look at the lilo & stitch story, you will learn that stitch's number is experiment 626. The bible states that the number of the beast will be 666, but it will also be a hidden number. 6 two 6, can be view as 6 one time, then 6 two times (six and two sixes) Stitch is exiled to earth, which is what satan was, back then.

there are hints that lilo is under the surveilance by fbi, and at one point of the movie you will see that she has the necronomicon lying on the floor, making her a cultist, and she helps the devil/stitch.

So satan is this koala like being with magical powers, cast down from heaven, and koala's have similarities to the alien greys.

Now here's the real question!

Why does filmcompanies keep on having these illuminati-hints inside them?

Take a recent filmposter like "zootopia"
* In the poster there is a small empty spot with three mice (Illuminati)
* above the mice is... a koala. (the devil)
* behind the koala is a pig. (capitalism)

practically every hollywood movie has some sort of illuminati refference somewhere in it, why is that?

Can you figure out why the clues are there?
(I figured it out myself after seeing so many overwhelming examples that it simply was impossible that it's all just being a coincidence)

Give it a go :D
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Is this what you want ???
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It is actually just a bit fun.
I REALLY know to much, you see I recently made a discovery by messing with my own language, and it turns out that all prefixes (a Word that's put in front of another Word to alter it's meaning) in Danish have a meaning except for one, and I've discovered the meaning of that prefix, and this Little bit of language is capeable of infusing Danish mentality with a lot of nationalism, which makes it very dangerous, and so I'm working to write a book on it which will probably become political dynamite. Anyways it's a long story and may even involve Shakespeare :)
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Interesting!
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I'll write the Whole concept below a meme within a month's time.
I could "ping" you when it's done...
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I'm clueless lol
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The devil is generally symbolized by a goat. In tarot, it's major arcana number is 15, most likely because Christianity thinks women are evil (for various reasons), and the old testament specifically states that a woman is worth 15 gold pieces. As for the 666, i suspect it's because .666 = 2/3, and the roman catholic church insists that the trinity is 1 or 3, or 33... Which was Jesus's age at death in the biblical record (i think).

I suspect hollywood deliberately uses jesusy iconography and numbers because it resonates with the world's 2 billion or so bible thumpers, even if most of it is subconcious.

If you read the word alien, just close the window. Thats literally how you tell the mostly boring religiousy stuff from the mainstream mouth breather history channel garbage.
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The real story behind illuminati is here:
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"Real Story"

Dude, just... No.

"Illuminati stuff" (archaic plagiarism) generally only works if you figure it out yourself.

The antelope comparison was decent i guess. Reminds me of MGTOW and how spending money zeems to attract women more than having money.

Helpful hint... The 666 connection is poison because the people going down that search path are generally hopeless degenerates.

The low hanging fruit just circles back to more low hanging fruit.
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So you can't believe it's really only a brand that's seing overuse???

Sort of like the popularity of "one does not" which could spawn theories on WHO's keeping it on top, while it's popularity is just selfreinforcing.
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CAN spear racey.
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My Sakura meme's usin' wand? Better use sword. :P
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Did you know koala's actually rule the illuminati???
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Another fun detail...
Horoscope is a deviation of "horus scope" meaning the sight of horus.
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I thought of that one yesterday :P
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But did you meme it?
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Naw. Speaking in deconstructed english starts to mess with my head if i do it for days on end. I've been focusing on speaking feminine cutesy to mess with people since my user name is gender neutral, lol.
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very dazzling...
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This place is a total dive.
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:)
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... And they're pure West Aussies
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"a bear" is slang for a gay, and they have a rep for shitting in the parks, among other Things...
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That aint a koala, that's a dropbear...
They get the drop on you and you die...
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Right back at ya! :)
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Here it is imgflip.com/i/1uap93
LOL
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:)
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you are very welcome :)
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this one is great -- GREAT!! i LOVE plays on words. Koalifications? HA!
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So what's the problem here?
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Oh sorry, It's supposed to be a good thing.
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Ok. No problem. :)
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KyuremFan646 beat me to it
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:)
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THAT A KNEE SLAPPER
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I'm so sorry
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nearly a bear
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I hate koalas. Upvoted.
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Nice one!
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This is a Beautiful HUMOROUS, silly, childlike INNOCENCE. I love it! Tree of LIFE.
(puns no matter they are good or bad= from the same tree; good and evil=bad.
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Beautiful SPIRIT, a brotherly kiss. :D
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I got the 200th upvote.
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it was fun while it lasted...
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I'm a Koala bear by definition.

Look it up in the dictionary.....it says "an animal that eats bushes, and leaves."
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