I know it's sorta "wot" (wall of text), but I wanted the message to get out.
See I used to be a conspiracy freak, but then I was sort of cured by time,
and ended up meeting another conspiracy freak. Turns out that during the time that went by since I was a freak, several thousands of logos on the internet have been connected to the illuminati, so with my newgained logic and knowledge of how people invent stories and how they are distorted by evolution, there was only one logical explanation left.
illuminati is a brand, and everyone who realises this can brand themselves as illuminaty simply by making their logo "illuminatian"