Apparently the part of me that doesn't want anymore kids even affects my dreams!

Apparently the part of me that doesn't want anymore kids even affects my dreams! | I ALMOST GOT LAID IN A DREAM LAST NIGHT BUT I COULDN'T FIND A CONDOM | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm,dreams,protection,no love | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR "CONDOM MAN" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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.    . | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I'M HERE FOR THE PORK | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HMMMMM HE SAID CONDOM SO I BETTER AUTO FLAG THIS EVEN THOUGH NOTHING ABOUT IT IS OFFENSIVE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Geeesh I just can't win today!
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OH NO, NOT A CONDOM | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I hear you
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OH NO MY PARENTS DIDN'T | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Just wish I had noticed the auto flag before I submitted it, I could have changed it to protection. Of course there is no fixing something once it is submitted, and I already deleted one meme today because it sat for 6 hours while other original templates got featured in much less time. All those people who say us top users get special treatment can bite me! The mods ignore us just as much as anybody else if not more!
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5 ups, 3 replies
How do I have 2 upvotes but your meme has only one?

There is no special treatment that's for sure.
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LOL some fan following your comments that isn't fond of me lol.
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Off to bed. Have a good night :)
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Peace all over ya ;)
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I haven't seen you around here in a while. Anni just missing your posts or are you really not on here as much?
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Bin busy tryna sew up my life here in Manitoba to move to BC. Rebuilt and painted myself a new truck, and worked. Busy, Stressed and losing my shit. But pop on here now and again to try and lighten the mood. I leave Saturday, 26hr drive. Yeehaw!
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Damn that real life getting in the way of memes!

Hope all works out for you..
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Thanx bud. I havta make it work. I'm not even dipping my toe, just jumping in. I'll still be around. Can't get rid o me.
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Careful of those fires. We had smoke in the air here yesterday. The advisory is cleared today though. Happy moving.
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Thanx! My mom is working an evacuation centre in Prince George, the closest fire to my parents was 15 miles and one accross the lake. They're right on the water and have water pumps at the ready. The problem is the Pine Beatles have decimated the forests around there, so all that timber is bone dry, super flammable. I just built them their house last year, we should be fine though. I hope.
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At least you got some upvotes, like mine.
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If you understand the reference and the template, I commend you.
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That's my guess
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Good guess, but no. He was in a movie called "Waiting." His character was eating with his mom and they were going at each other. It's a pretty funny scene.
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Oh. Haha :)
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One word: coat-hanger.
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[image deleted]:)
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Kill yourself ;)
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2 ups, 1 reply
If you're serious, then that's pretty messed up. If you're joking, that's still pretty messed up.
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Now I can't tell if you're joking or not; do you think I could possibly be serious?
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I didn't know :3
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:3
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I honestly thought you were being serious, and assumed you thought I was attacking your comment, which I wasn't. I'm on your side.
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Understandable have a nice day
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You too :)
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I have one and onebof enough. Lol!
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LOL I hear ya! I think this might be my first ever NSFW meme to make front page, sure it was only on the bottom at 2am but still!
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Yeah, I've had three so far make the front page. It's difficult.
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A lot more people keep it checked these days than before. At least now it says who made it and gives it a spot anyway even with the option to check it out. Before with the old program you just never knew they existed. At least this way if you are known for mostly keeping it clean on here people might view it knowing it isn't completely disgusting like some of them are. I try not to get flagged, seldom do cuss words or whatever make something funnier in my opinion. Like this one getting flagged for the word condom, I would have used the word protection had I realized before hand. I simply never thought a word all kids need to hear would be auto flagged. Luckily it got viewed regardless, I've made second page with NSFW but I can't recall another front pager if I have had one in the past.
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Sorry pikachu had this coming first...
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Ummm in case the zombie hordes invade and I have to repopulate the world duh lmao!
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