Philosoraptor

Ted 2?

Yessir with some minor adjustments ;)

That's a good one.

Thanks :)

Being a sperm donor is a job I could really get off on.

Your meme is just spot-on, Tex ;-D

Lol!

or this....

I'd be like, "can you help me?"

It's an old joke that I use whenever I can. I first read it back in the early 70's in a Sex to Sexty magazine, later it showed up in Playboy, Hustler, and Penthouse.

Ya everytime I go to the clinic I have to fill out a three page form, I mean really how many signatures do they need!

Hahaha! This is perfect

I'd be interested in doing some field research for these

I made a deposit at the "sperm bank" lol

1+ from me
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Lol.

if they did they'd more than likely regret it