Lol, that would be funny :-)
My sister-in-law is really a control freak, and had her dog trained to one-word commands. I can't play with the dog because she'll say, "We don't use those words. Or, that I'm teaching him the wrong behavior. It's such a pain, I just ignore the dog, rather than get hollered at, lol.
But anyway, she yells, "COME!" and I would love for the dog to follow that command to the letter, all over her!
Dog nazi, lol :-)