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Guns  | MY GUN IS A LIBERAL IT LAYS AROUND DOING NOTHING UNTIL I MAKE IT DO IT'S JOB | image tagged in guns | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THIS MEME MAKES MY NIPPLES HARD ENOUGH TO CUT THROUGH GLASS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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FEEL MY NIPPLES | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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FEEL OUR NIPPLES | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHEN YOU NOTICE THERE'S A CAR IN THE PICTURE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | MY NIPPLES AREN'T THE ONLY THINGS HARD NOW | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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One Does Not Simply Meme | Ready to feel some nipples. | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi
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You forgot to mention that the liberal professor was unemployed and on welfare, mooching off the hard work of God-fearing, patriotic conservative Christians :)
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I will edit that in to the next draft. But then - why would SHE be teaching?
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Because liberals make no sense, of course :)
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HA FUNNY!
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Handled guns since I can remember.
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Thank a bunch of lazy liberals for:

1. The 40-hour work week.
2. Weekends
3. Vacations
4. Women’s Voting Rights
5. The Civil Rights Act of 1964
6. The right of people of all colors to use schools and facilities.
7. Public schools.
8. Child-labor laws.
9. The right to unionize
10. Health care benefits
11. National Parks
12. National Forests
13. Interstate Highway System
14. GI Bill
15. Labor Laws/Worker’s Rights
16. Marshall Plan
17. FDA
18. Direct election of Senators by the people.
19. Occupational Safety and Health Administration, Workplace safety laws
20. Social Security
21. NASA
22. The Office of Congressional Ethics. Created in 2008.
23. The Internet
24. National Weather Service
25. Product Labeling/Truth in Advertising Laws
26. Rural Electrification/Tennessee Valley Authority
27. Morrill Land Grant Act
28. Public Universities
29. Bank Deposit Insurance
30. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
31. Consumer Product Safety Commission
32. Public Broadcasting/Educational Television
33. Americans With Disabilities Act
34. Family and Medical Leave Act
35. Environmental Protection Agency
36. Clean Air Act
37. Clean Water Act
38. USDA
39. Public Libraries
40. Transcontinental Railroad and the rail system in general
41. Civilian Conservation Corps
42. Panama Canal
43. Hoover Dam
44. The Federal Reserve
45. Medicare
46. The United States Military
47. FBI
48. CIA
49. Local and state police departments
50. Fire Departments

Plus 100 more:
http://addictinginfo.com/2012/05/12/150-achievements-of-liberalism-that-conservatives-seek-to-destroy/
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Thank you liberals for creating Saturday and Sunday lol.
The civil rights act which republicans had more votes in lol.
The national weather service?
The united states military?

Holy sheiiit this is funny.
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"The civil rights act which republicans had more votes in lol."

He said liberals, not Democrats
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He?
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I'm a liberal (and a gun-owner) and I work 28-29 days every month. I don't get the point of this meme. Is it a joke? If so, I don't get the joke.
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I can't put those two words together without laughing.
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