Star Wars Handyman No

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699 views, 21 upvotes, Made by Evilmandoevil 15 months ago star wars nomemesevilmandoevilfunny
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ANGIE'S LIIIIIIIIIIIIST!! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bill O'Rilley | You're fired! Just like me! | image tagged in bill o'rilley | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol
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Check the bottom meme by me on you latest "The Face You Make" meme! You won't be disappointed! Lol :)
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NEVER MIND LUKE I GOT ONE FROM THE SECOND HAND STORE NOOOOOOOOOOO | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Hahaha :)
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Groan!!!!!!! :O
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Thing from the Adams family Lol :)
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ANGIE IS ON MY LIST | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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After 20+ years I'm sure she has a new number but she was so cool!! She told me a story how she caught Mick and David in the sack together! Lol. Haha! :)
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That's awesome as hell! I'm jealous now hahaha! The only thing I have in my pocket like that is spending some time with a girl in Cotati California who knew Cat Stevens lol. Yeah I always thought Mick and David were very close lmao :)
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Oh that was cheesy! Must be thinking about nachos? Lmao! :)
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I've only had one cup of coffee, and stumbled coming out of the gate! :)
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My coffee is brewing at the moment, can't wait to have a cup!! Lol
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I'm like warmed over death till I have my two cups lol :)
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Haha! Yea......I know the feeling.....
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Lol :)
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The truth comes out, huh? Lmao! :)
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I'm thinking it's time for a follow up too! :)
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Lol. You would go to the hospital for that procedure, I'm willing to bet on it!! Lmao
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I really don't like those places lol! Was only my second time of being in the hospital since I was like 5! And these last two have both been in the last four years. :)
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Don't worry, I'd never do that, I wouldn't miss your daughters annoying you to death about your health! I'd actually pay good $$$ to see thT! Lmao!
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Hahaha Thank God I have my son to run interference on those two :) His big ass is 6' 3'' and about 280, I can just have him tuck one under each arm and tote them off somewhere Lol :)
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This is more accurate....lol
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Lmao :)
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Jesus!!! Your son is huge!! His ass best be playing football! It's against the law in Alabama if he didn't!! Damn, what the hell did you feed that boy?? He's damn near twice my size!! :)
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Check out my latest: imgflip.com/i/1p9gd0 :)
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Yes, he's a big man, but just a gentle giant until he's pushed too far! I had him playing in high school until he hurt a knee! When he was 16 he could squat 540 lbs! That kid never met any food he didn't like, we were going to his grandparents one and there was a field full of donkeys and I pointed them out them him and his response was are they good to eat lol! I put him in karate at age 5, and he had his black belt in Isshin-Ryu karate! at age 7! Pretty proud of him, he's never done any drugs at all, and doesn't drink!
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A knee injury will do it every time! Karate at age 5, good to start them early! I'm glad to hear that he's clean and sober by not ever doing them in the first place!! That worried me a lot! My oldest (son) and the youngest (daughter) were awesome in school, sports had very good friends and didn't have to worry about drugs/alcohol. Now, middle daughter was just as crazy as I was, although I must say, unlike my brother who has no control and loved to binge, Jess , like her father (me) could handle her shit, I wasn't happy about it, but at least I never had to go find her, she didn't drive till 23, no problem there either! But her being just like me, there isn't a freaking thing I could do or say, we both had to learn the hard way! Lol.
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Yep, I sure hated it too! I put him in it mainly for the discipline, when he's around elder's everything is yes ma; am/sir! I kept a pretty tight rein on him coming up, and he did well in school earning the Presidents award twice for math scores on his sat's! Sounds to me Like you've done an excellent job with your children Evilman I know you're very proud and should be! My brother John who a couple of years older was that way, he loved the whiskey and opiates, and sadly it killed him at age 33, and was a freaking genius! You and your middle daughter sound like me, wild as hell but with enough common sense to know when to hold and when to fold! Now my youngest I'm still waiting to see what she's gonna do but so far so good! But we already have the understanding no dating till she leaves here unless it's with Spike chaperoning lol.
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:)
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Boys you have to jump on them and ride their ass (to a point, depends on the kid) and make sure they what's expected, what are the consequences, and what a lot of our fathers missed, was tell them (us, our sons) that you love them! Now...girls...my wife at the time said that daughters tend to look for a man like thier father, what she told me stuck with me. Now my girls know I'm sometimes.....ummmmm...not wrapped too tight, and I love to act extremely childish when having fun, but I have always made sure that when the fun and games stop, I'm very serious, courteous, patient (I've never fooled them with this on so far, they know the last thing I can do is wait! Lol) and I act like a man should, do what a man should and most importantly, don't do what a man shouldn't! They think I'm the greatest, a little f**king crazy, but the greatest, and of course they're right! Lol. :). I'll tell you a funny, but serious story next...lol. I wish parents got involved with their children's lives as you and I guess I have, you can see today what it's like if you don't!!
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All my kids learned quickly there were consequences for bad behavior and that my yes and no meant just that! My first wife sent my oldest to me when she was 15 and out of control! First thing out of the gate she started telling if
you whip me and I'll turn you in for child abuse, I'll run away, I'm like okay go get in the car! I drove out to the Tuscaloosa police dept walked her in and told the desk sergeant what she said! He looked and said little girl that man's your dad and if he wants to tear you ass up he can whenever he feels like it, as long as he's not marking you and bruising you up, and if you wanna run away we'll pick you up and put you in home and the only time you'll is to go to school! wasn't quite what she expected, and brought a good change lol! They've never seen me drunk, and I never put my hands on any of them! My favorite thing to tell was we can do this the easy way or hard way don't matter to me lol! And they know I demand respect, and I don't tolerate yeow! It's yes sir or no sir! Chana and I were talking one night and she said something about us being friends, and I stopped and told her I'm not your friend I'm your father I love you but i"m not your friend! :)
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She might be able to help! SHE!! Better get it right!
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Cool! I know Applejack knows how to drive a semi, too! :)
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You don't see Applejack sticking out the drivers window? Look closely! ;).
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Octavia normally drives trucks, but I couldn't see it well, because when I saw the photo, I was on my phone, and the internet was a little slow!
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Lol. Oh, I see! :)
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Just noticed that!
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Applejack is two timing again! What a ho! Lmao! :)
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Since the names are different she's working for 2 different apple farms, therefore she's a 2 timing ho! Lol. :)
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Awesome! I think you would like this! :3
imgflip.com/i/1pezks
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2 ups, 1 reply
Thanks! :)
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No problem! I am so jelly!
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3 ups, 1 reply
lol
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"imgflip.com/i/1pfsqk". Submitted this a few hours ago.....lol....
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I'll have my hands full doing something and he'll say something just like that!! Lol. :)
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;) I was inspired to do my own Vader today: imgflip.com/i/1pa8rc
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Actually, that's probably a good thing......lol. :)
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Stick to beer!
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Unfortunately (or fortunately) those 'types' tend to inhabit the same drinking establishments I do.
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:P
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