Such udder disrespect,,,

I was gonna use a pic with boobs, but it felt weird with the kid staring.

Ok, I'm an idiot,,,

not anymore you don't. lol

D a m n

And then some,,,

I have - thick all over, that is. Not in awhile tho. With anybody.
Damn.

One time my brother hooked up with a girl at this bar (she was nothing special) she left with him, but a few minutes later he came back because she didnt like his car. I woulda been like, sorry nope, because I wouldnt want her her because she was a nasty skank.

For years, all I attract are reeeeeeeeal skinny wasted looking ones that look like they do crack but they don't. Not to be mean, but hey, even after I tell them my type, they still pester me.

In terms of real picky skanks, I got a saying:
If I'm gonna have to pay for prime beef,
I'm gonna go get me prime beef.

Like what are they thinking?

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Much thanks,,,

{{Was gonna caption it with that, but I didn't want to spoil the view}}

I've had dreams like that!.....

Oh, the bounty!...; )

GLORY GLORY!!!

i'm good with all angles.

Lmao you got it!

The "ayes" have it!!!

Wow!

She is luscious, isn't she?

Very :)