Gentlemen, we need to figure out how to attract the male demographic.

Gentlemen, we need to figure out how to attract the male demographic.  | I'LL TAKE THE BIT-O-HONEY PLEASE | image tagged in memes,taste the difference | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Dont You Squidward Meme | YOU ALREADY HAVE AN OLD DICK DON'T YOU REALLYITSJOHNWARD | image tagged in memes,dont you squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
So do I buddy...so do I!!! LOL
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GGG | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO USE IT THO' | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | MMM... OLD DICK MELTS IN YOUR THROAT | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
When I'm busy burning in hell, I will look back on this and laugh :-)
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Hey John, if this is over the line, let me know and I'll take it down :-)
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Oh hell no, the 1st thing that popped in my head was "not in your hands". Being single the last 14 years, it made me thankful!
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Cool :-)
Yeah, my wife saw me laughing and asked why, I told her about my comment and she said, "Ri-i-i-ck!", and thought maybe I went too far.
I probably should have included the last part about, "not in your hands" :-)
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Ricky married... hmmm, she must have a better sense of humor than any of my exes.
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Yeah, 31 years in May!
She is an easy audience for my b.s., but when I post stuff, she's always worried I cross the line of decency. Hell, that's what I was going for, lol! :-)
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lol, well congrats on the 31 years buddy! Also, what good is a line ig you can't cross it on ce in a while, or at least dance on it.
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Out to munch?
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WHAT!?!? Did you think I was going to say something else?
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The gobstoppers that is Bahahahahha
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Also..yoga pants week!!!??!?!? imgflip.com/i/1lodr0
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wasn't that a line in a "The Who" song... " ttttttalkin bout my ..... pppppppenetration
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LMAO
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Excellent. I knew someone would snag this.
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I realized it was a spoof when I saw it enlarged for the meme. I had suspected as much, but there was no way I was doing any more research on the term "old dick"!
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It's a parody of the Old Nick candy bar. Discovered that doing a search by image to find one without that big watermark. Heck, I kicked off the week with a very subtle ad parody concerning using the home chest freezer for storing bodies for later meals. I wonder how many people missed that line.
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Some of the parodies are so good, it's easy to miss. And some of the real stuff is so outrageous, you would swear they were spoofs.
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Ive done that a time or ten. Years ago, I wrote a parody of the smurfs that "proved" they were communist propaganda. My mom mentioned it to my brother, whose kids were in the other room watching the show. He got up, went into the other room and watched it with his kids. From that day on, they were forbidden to watch that show.
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LOL!!! But they were communist! Living in their little blue commune, all working for the common blue good.
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And from there I had a field day. No money ever exchanged hands, Papa Smurf was the only older authority. Where did his contemporaries go? Think Trotsky. The blue skin and distended bellies? Malnutrition so often associated with communism. Only one female in the village? How were they to get their smurfs off? You recall the typical shortages of the USSR. I personally think Vanity Smurf was handling that by himself in a black market scheme.

A friend of ours used to say nearly everything was a Communist plot. Say good morning, it was a commie plot. Did the mail run yet, commie plot. Kroger has eggs on sale, commies! As a stand up, I decided to experiment with that line. Daughter wanted to go inside because the Smurfs were on. I said they were a communist plot, like a 7 year old would understand. She got mad, and stormed into the house saying I could never prove it. Three hours later, I had five pages of parody to prove otherwise.
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