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Sexual picard | If a woman tells you she's twenty and she looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty six and she looks twenty six, she's damn near forty. | image tagged in sexual picard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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In mid stream :)
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Actually women come in two ages: 21 and 35 (for when 21 is more than obviously long past)
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But I'm really six feet, four inches tall!
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I'm 6'1 lol
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Haha.
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Dude. You guys are so great. I'm almost up to 2 million. Thanks one and all.
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Did you say 12? WHERE?
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Oh look, it's a comment glorifying pedophelia. Let's upvote it! @@
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Oh, look. It's someone who just started an account and created nothing but comments.
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Oh I'm sorry I just got a new phone and don't remember my other password. Who cares? Are you all seriously trying to defend that disgusting comment? Shame on all of you.
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My thoughts exactly.
So far he got 3!!!
My faith in humanity has been restored,,,
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Technicaly... from a biological perspective and not a Western Civ moral point... he is correct.
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Actually no, the body in the process of maturing is not yet completely mature. It's not a matter of one day you're a juvenile, then the next a fully reproductive adult.

Hence the higher mortality rate of younger women and their babies during pregnancy, childbirth and after. Not only with humans, but also witnessed in populations of wild animals where stresses of overhunting by people has caused the same phenomen to occur with anything from Artic cod to fur seals in Canada. Higher death rates, as well as an increase in weak offspring more unlikely to survive to adulthood and an increased susceptibility to disease has been documented.
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My comment is not meant to glorify pedophilia. On this site we poke fun at everyone and everything. Seeing you're new you may not realize that.
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Oh, no, I was addressing what Ninja2016 said and MauiOnion's response to it, plus Gunny777 later replied to me.

I like your meme and think it's funny, Forceful, and posted a Frankenhooker reply up above below Smerkin's, where I stated,

"Actually women come in two ages: 21 and 35 (for when 21 is more than obviously long past)"

Women pretend to be 21 when still in HS, and for years after,,,
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Thanks for that. I was responding to Maui onion. No problem with your comment.
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Ok, cool. It just showed up in my notifications, and given how untangling which reply is to which is a bit dizzying sometimes (too me, anyways), I thought mine was taken out of context,,,
Thanks,,,
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(to* me, anyways)
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Well then let me enlighten your ignorant self. That funny little jingle as you see it IS the theme song of pedopheliacs. Welcome to reality.
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Your 21st century medical science is pretty much a lost concept to about 1/3 the World.
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The concept is lost, due to a lack of medical degree among them, but the effect is not.

Cures, innoculation against disease, programs to combat everything from disease spreading mosquitoes to parasitic worms, wells, dams, and canal building, schools, and various infrastrucure, handing out lost cost gadgets (70% of all people on Planet Earth own a cell phone) oh, and them free bags of wheat and corn courtesy of Good Ol' Uncle Sam, has caused and maintained an ever increasing world population of 7,000,000,000 and counting.

You're welcome.
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degrees*
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Unfortunately, that saying's etymology is from western civilization meaning it is glorifying pedophelia.
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To me it has always been a Sarcastic comment...
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It's just gross and in very poor taste, that's all...
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Maybe... but 1/3 of the world seems to think otherwise... insert a kermit here...
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Not sure what your point is. Is it ok to joke around about pedophelia because developing countries or places with like no running water or safe shelter think it's ok? I'm sure the Kingston men in Utah like the saying but we know what they're about. Ruining a young girl's life for the sake of some perv's sexual gratification is no laughing matter. It's just not funny dude...
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Never said it was funny... but the political and current liberal media stages take on it is.
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That's just BS. More fake news to distract from the truth.
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Well there's 1.6 Billion members of a "religion" created by a pedophile, so there's that.
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If a woman tells you she's twenty and she looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty six and she looks twenty six, she's damn near forty.