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Bad husband! | A WOMAN SHOT HER HUSBAND BECAUSE HE STEPPED ON HER FRESHLY MOPPED FLOOR? THAT IS CORRECT AND IT TOOK YOU 20 MINUTES TO ARREST HER?   WHY? TH | image tagged in lawyer and cop testifying | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Wtf Meme | WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THIS COULD BE A REAL CASE? | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
People will for any reason these days
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Grandma Finds The Internet Meme | THATS HOW MY FIRST HUSBAND DIED! | image tagged in memes,grandma finds the internet | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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YOU SMELL LIKE MOTHBALLS AND WERTHER'S ORIGINAL | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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mothballs | DID HE SAAY SMELLS LIKE MOTHBALLS? YEA MOTHBALLS HOW DO YOU GET THEIR LITTLE LEGS FAR ENOUGH APART TO GET A SNIFF | image tagged in funny memes,inception,leonardo dicaprio | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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One Does Not Simply Meme | ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY IGNORE MOTHRA'S BALLS | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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So the secret's out XD
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A similar case happened in florida, a guy was shot in the head by his wife and woke up with "a bad headache" and he was fine, with a .22 still stuck in his head.
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Hilarious!! :-)
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Haha, this is funny!
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Part of a Steven Wright -comedian- act
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I just feel like making templates today.... https://imgflip.com/i/1kaw4v
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@Tammy Faye Haha
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Love it
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I heard this joke. Only it was with an old couple. Lol!
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Hilarious!
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Love it!!
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You go bro!
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Good one...but if anyone can tell me - what is the appropriate or expected time interval between a woman cleaning an area and a man being able to "dirty it up" through normal, everyday, living without hearing a bunch of guff?
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Or perhaps I wasn't listening...may explain why I suffer from chronic "bachelorism".
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Never? Is never long enough?
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HeeHee!
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Nope!!! I wish! Here is my reveal! ;) https://imgflip.com/i/1k6szy
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Well, at least we know you're blond. No wonder you have so much fun. :)
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How was the floor still wet 20 minutes later?
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Yeah...on humid days take my floors an hour to dry if i don't use fans to speed up the process.
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Thank you salty!
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As the trial continues a plot twist develops...
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Still funny tho
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A WOMAN SHOT HER HUSBAND BECAUSE HE STEPPED ON HER FRESHLY MOPPED FLOOR? THAT IS CORRECT; AND IT TOOK YOU 20 MINUTES TO ARREST HER? WHY? THE FLOOR WAS STILL WET
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