He definently will go far in life, because he's a realist.

*Hollyweed lol

He takes the "My dog ate my homework" mantra to another level

wow you got a meme on the front page on the 2nd submission

thats just how i rool

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Or you could play it off as a combination of "roll" and "rule" which kind of makes sense. :)

:)

* professional victim.
Professional students are studying for PhD's and medical school to improve people's lives and society.

Man this person can get a lot of likes in 1 day!

LMAO times 20

It's a shame our society has produced Leeches instead of workers...

Future paid rioter

Hey, i saw that in a "Funny test answer" video

Hush, child.