He Better Stay Far Away From Lightening Too

And why would I want to help them?

I just might have to submit this tomorrow, thanks for the idea, I'll credit you!

Yeah it's weak but maybe the meek will inherit imgflip

"Alas poor Yorick - I knew him well Horatio..."

My niece needed an emergency MRI and had to have a piercing removed. :)

I had my first MRI a few years ago and I have plenty of surgical clips and such inside my body.

:)

He probably doesn't need a phone because who would want to talk to that!?!

:)

Have you seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles? I love that movie. :)

Yes, I have! Awesome Movie, very funny I loved it too! :)

:)

Once at least

Maybe their poles got flipped?
Or they just attracted something nearby. Lol

Only on imgflip would face piercings and a big magnet meme lead to a punny discussion about oral s3x. :P

Who knew, right? :)

I attract the miscreants.

It's the MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) I thought just the patient needed to be free of any metallic objects. But I just found this interesting tidbit of information: Metal objects can become dangerous projectiles if they are taken into the scan room. For example, paperclips, pens, keys, scissors, hemostats, stethoscopes and any other small objects can be pulled out of pockets and off the body without warning, at which point they fly toward the opening of the magnet (where the patient is placed) at very high speeds, posing a threat to everyone in the room.

Those things are no joke.