If you don't get it then don't feel bad.

And my wife is very greatful

Oh I'm all for performing on her. But I think the act for them would be disgusting. My wife told me when we met that she would never do that and I never once blamed her for it.

we have a saying in the UK, what's good for the goose is good for the gander :-p but honestly, i've never met a woman who didn't enjoy doing it

I used to believe that very thing. That women enjoyed doing it. Until I was educated that a lot of women pretend to like it out of expectations and obligation. Truth is they really despise it.

I've lived and worked in 5 0r 6 countries across Europe and been with women everywhere (i don't mean that to sound like there were hundreds or even scores, i'm just highlighting cultural variance) and i have to say those women are on a different planet from whoever educated you about bl***obs. maybe i'm just fortunate that i've met women who feel the same way i do, that it's one of the most natural, sensual and intimate things you can do for your partner

but if you're ever in scotland look me up!! jk ;-)

I'm gonna use that sometime! I'll post a pic of the black-eye i get :-p