Tell me your best limericks people...if you don't know any, go on the net and find some...Let's have some fun and laughs!!!

Batman, that was extremely rude and unhelpful. You could hurt robins FEELINGS

Oh no! No more rhymes for Ricky, lol :-)
I first heard this limerick on an episode of "Colombo"

Of course, I borked it trying to get it onto 4 text boxes.
Here it is from the web:
A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican
- Merritt

There once was a girl named Kite,
Who was faster than the speed of light,
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!
Got this from the Theory of Everything, or something like that. If you are good at physics you will get this.

Brings to mind a short spoof (to the tune of "Home On The Range") written by Isaac Asimov that I've had memorized since I first read it in grade school:

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when it is grown,
My own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own
With the Y chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my little clone,
We will think of nothing but sex!

interesting . . .

oh well. anyway, being faster than the speed of light does technically unlock time travel - in order to go back in time, first of all you need to go faster than the speed of light.

There once was a memer at home
Who was sitting all alone
He had not a physics degree
But still could plainly see
The joke that displayed on his phone

:)

Thanks socrates

You crack me up

teehee

Ya know, for some of us ...

There once was a memer named Raydog
When his friends saw him they always said "hey dawg"
He made a good limerick
In Fox Holmes' head it did stick
Until he made one just to spite 'em
:D

The last line was artistic choice
I thought is sounded quite noice
And how you make limericks I have forgot
The time since I made one has been quite a lot
(though it gave mine its own unique voice)

(on a side note, glad you enjoyed it :D)

You never seize to make me laugh my @$$ off XD

A bit too much XD

Thanks for doing this. It's really great :D

Brian Williams was there...

Thanks...I like doing stuff like this every now and then.

Without you would die of boredom on Imgflip :)

Thank you.