Tell me your best limericks people...if you don't know any, go on the net and find some...Let's have some fun and laughs!!!

Tell me your best limericks people...if you don't know any, go on the net and find some...Let's have some fun and laughs!!! | THERE ONCE WAS A COUPLE O'KELLY WHO SPENT THEIR CHRISTMAS BELLY TO BELLY BECAUSE IN THEIR HASTE THEY USED INSTEAD OF | image tagged in couple o'kelly,memes,limericks,funny,tell a limerick | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,214 views, 114 upvotes, Made by Raydog 22 months ago couple o'kellymemeslimericksfunnytell a limerick
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Steve Harvey Meme | THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM PERU WHOSE LIMERICKS END ON LINE TWO | image tagged in memes,steve harvey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Batman Slapping Robin Meme | THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET SHUT THE F**K UP | image tagged in memes,batman slapping robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | WHO YOU'D SWEAR LOOKED JUST LIKE A MUPPET 'CAUSE ROBIN WILL NOT BE A PUPPET NOW BATMAN SHUT UP GO DRINK BLEACH FROM A CUP | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Batman, that was extremely rude and unhelpful. You could hurt robins FEELINGS
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Disaster Girl Meme | THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL WHO LIKED FIRE FOR THIS BOISTEROUS BATCH AND AROUSED THE COMMUNITY’S IRE SO SHE LIT A MATCH AND GLEEFULLY WATCHED THEM | image tagged in memes,disaster girl | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | OMFG THAT'S HILARIOUS! | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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A WONDERFUL BIRD IS THE PELICAN, BUT I'M DAMNED IF I SEE THAT HOW THE HELI-CAN HIS BILL CAN HOLD MORE THAN HIS BELI-CAN. HE CAN TAKE IN HIS  | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Oh no! No more rhymes for Ricky, lol :-)
I first heard this limerick on an episode of "Colombo"
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COLUMBO WAS A DETECTIVE KING JUSTICE HE WOULD ALWAYS BRING THE CRIMINALS HE ARRESTED THEY WERE ALWAYS BESTED CUZ HE ALWAYS HAD "JUST ONE MOR | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Of course, I borked it trying to get it onto 4 text boxes.
Here it is from the web:
A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican
- Merritt
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There once was a girl named Kite,
Who was faster than the speed of light,
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!
Got this from the Theory of Everything, or something like that. If you are good at physics you will get this.
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Brings to mind a short spoof (to the tune of "Home On The Range") written by Isaac Asimov that I've had memorized since I first read it in grade school:

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when it is grown,
My own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own
With the Y chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my little clone,
We will think of nothing but sex!
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interesting . . .
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oh well. anyway, being faster than the speed of light does technically unlock time travel - in order to go back in time, first of all you need to go faster than the speed of light.
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There once was a memer at home
Who was sitting all alone
He had not a physics degree
But still could plainly see
The joke that displayed on his phone
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:)
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Thanks socrates
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You crack me up
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teehee
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Ya know, for some of us ...
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There once was a memer named Raydog
When his friends saw him they always said "hey dawg"
He made a good limerick
In Fox Holmes' head it did stick
Until he made one just to spite 'em
:D
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The last line was artistic choice
I thought is sounded quite noice
And how you make limericks I have forgot
The time since I made one has been quite a lot
(though it gave mine its own unique voice)

(on a side note, glad you enjoyed it :D)
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You never seize to make me laugh my @$$ off XD
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A bit too much XD
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Thanks for doing this. It's really great :D
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Brian Williams was there...

Thanks...I like doing stuff like this every now and then.
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Without you would die of boredom on Imgflip :)
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Thank you.
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cheers man!
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I once f**ked a man named Bob.
He was a snob.
He slapped my knob.
Haing sex was his job.
My house, he later robbed.
Then, he got gang **ped by a mob.
He sat on the floor and he sobbed.
He choked on corn on the cob.
He died from a cotton swab.
His mother was a w**re.

Maybe I'll leave the sexual poems to you.
I didn't even make a limerick :(
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Here's the best sexual poem I ever wrote...I've even won a contest with it. Let me know what you think...

The Mid Summer Heat

The day had been hot, but his work now complete
It was time to escape from the mid summer heat.

He went on inside and took a cool shower,
And decided to rest for a couple of hours.

It felt so good when his body hit the bed,
But it felt much better when the pillow hit his head.

The work hadn’t been hard, but still he was beat,
He just blamed it on the mid summer heat.

It was about 4:00 pm when he began to drift away,
That’s when he noticed her standing in his doorway.

She was wearing a white dress that was stuck to her skin,
“The door was open so I decided to come in.”

She was statuesque, from her head to her bare feet,
He was happy she had come in from the mid summer heat.

She walked across the room, to the foot of his bed,
Then slowly began pulling the dress up over her head.

Her hair long and brown, her body curved and lean,
She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

He began to wonder what he’d done to deserve this,
But that faded away when she gave him a kiss.

The moment their lips met, his heart skipped a beat
His blood began to boil in the mid summer heat.

When they began to make love, it felt so right,
Neither of them noticed that day had become night.

He entered her slowly while caressing her breast,
He had totally forgotten about his much needed rest.

He moved in and out, slowly increasing his pace,
He reveled in the ecstasy that shown on her face.

Their bodies moved together like a well-oiled machine,
Their passion unmatched, what did it all mean?

She reached orgasm first, that was always a treat,
Then came seven more, o-o-o-h-h-h that mid summer heat!

He kept sliding inside her until it was too much to bear
Faster and faster… He would soon be there.

She matched every thrust as his tempo increased,
He was getting close, very close to release….

When she gazed into his eyes, it was that moment then,
He began to reach climax, however that was when…

He woke with a jump, wrapped in a sweat soaked sheet,
He had fallen victim to the mid summer heat.
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Ha! I liked the surprise ending.
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That's what everyone loves...It was all a dream!!!
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there once was a man from Nantuckit...
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childhood memory urges!
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This is my favorite limerick:
(12+144+20+3?4)/7 + (5*11) =9^2+0
Doesn't look like a limerick to you?
Try this
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more
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That's pretty clever...
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This is probably one of the only times being a math nerd has ever come in handy for me. Heheh.
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Just to let you know, when people don't upvote my comments when they reply to them, I don't upvote theirs and no longer reply to them...it's just proper memeing etiquette to upvote the comments that you reply to... unless of course that person is being rude or something.
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No problem...just trying to help you out.
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Yes I've posted this one before...so what?
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The point of good memes is to be reposted, like the point of good jokes is to be retold. That's how I see it.
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you must point out that it was you who made the original meme as well
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Reposting is truly a bad move, if you cannot meme anew. The term unoriginal may ring true, unless the victim is YOU.
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UNLESS THE VICTIM IS YOU.
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:P I just knew I saw it awhile ago. Just forgot to was you lol
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Here's the link so you can alert the original author ;-)

imgflip.com/i/xtw00
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Damn...I knew it was longer that 6 months ago...LOL
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i dont get it.
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You must be really young then.
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No, I mean the library paste thing. I know what the jelly is used for.
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They spent their Christmas belly to belly because they used library paste...meaning they got stuck together because it's glue....
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oh ok now i get it! They cant pull away from each other so they spent Christmas "belly to belly." Thanks!
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I have A limerick, Roses are red Violets are Blue, Go Jump In a Hole, Screw you
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LOL
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I dont Know why But I get the slightest feeling... You Hate meh
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I don't hate anyone dude. That's all in your head.
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Oh sorry I just thought you did Well anyway I made this Gameshow Thing (Maybe Its too long idk)
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sorry for Self advertising
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Thx, And Why u so mean :C jokes jokes lel
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Just sort of came to me, so I went with it...
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kewl
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