maybe it includes remarriages - or divorces for that matter . . .

Maybe this is possible?? LOL

Yes, I'm making this joke. Goddammit, me.

5,412,937 (what) got married? couples? people? If it's people I can see how the number is uneven, especially in parts of the midwest.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
She was trying to get away from the pervert.

Why did the pervert cross the road?
"cause his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Probably means that many couples married

sorry, meant to say 5,412,937 people got married - only just noticed 2 weeks later :(