I'M VOTING FOR TRUMP; TRUMP IS RACIST AND SEXIST; THEN I'LL VOTE FOR HILLARY; HILLARY IS A MURDERING CROOK; FINE! I'LL VOTE FOR A THIRD-PARTY CANDIDATE! THAT'S THROWING AWAY YOUR VOTE! YOU MUST DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY! SO I WON'T VOTE AT ALL! NOBODY DOES! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!