Renovation Rescue here I come!!

On your boss's face.

Funny though, I used to be the only guy who started the coffeepot at work first thing in the morning. Once I left, I was really missed; because the other guys experienced withdrawal symptoms.

Cool story! It feels kinda good to be missed, even if it's only because you can be exploited...

I always drank the first cup.

Are you a vegan?

Ha!

Nice!

Great meme :)

I took a class in AutoCAD (Computer Aided Design) last year, and this was the first thing I made lol

fell througha

Not even the five second rule can keep you safe...

It's a Pinterest dream!

Meowstic can't do dah day without dat coffee. Thats why he (and she) is offended.