WANNA HEAR A STORY? I WAS AT A MOTEL 6 EARLY ONE MORNING AND I HAD A BLACK HOODIE ON; AND THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO PRANK PEOPLE; SO I PUT ON THE HOOD LIKE A GHOST... ...AND I WAITED. I DIDN'T SCREAM OR ANYTHING, ALL I DID WAS TELL A FAKE GHOST STORY ABOUT A SECURITY GUARD; IT WAS FUNNY SEEING PEOPLE'S REACTIONS FOR A HALF AN HOUR, UNTIL I GOT BACK TO THE FIRST FLOOR; AND WHO DO I SEE; BUT THE HOTEL MANAGER COMING MY WAY; I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER TRIED TO PUSH AN ELEVATOR BUTTON SO FAST IN MY LIFE; SHE STOOD THERE LIKE "WHY YOU SCREAMIN' IN MAH ELEVATAH?" LIKE IT WAS THE FREAKIN' RITZ CARLTON; AND I WAS LIKE "I WASN'T YELLING! HONESTLY!"; AND THAT IS HOW I ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT OF A MOTEL 6 ON NEW YEARS EVE; LESSON LEARNED: THE WORLD HAS TOO MANY BUZZKILLS
