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Philosoraptor Meme | IF A COW LAUGHED REALLY HARD WOULD MILK COME OUT ITS NOSE? | image tagged in philosoraptor,cows,jokes,milk out the nose,laugh,funny meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
19,425 views, 201 upvotes, Made by DashHopes 23 months ago philosoraptorcowsjokesmilk out the noselaughfunny meme
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THAT'S WHERE LAUGHING COW CHEESE COMES FROM | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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You think it's milk, but it's snot.
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THAT'S NOT MILK | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Laughing Cow Snot Cheese. Produced and packaged by Sam and Ella's.
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | I HOPE THIS DIDN'T CUM FROM A BULL | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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No wonder I hate laughing cow cheese lol
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Winner will receive all memes upvoted as long as they continue to add to your points, and I'll upvote your first two pages worth of comments.

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That's a big undertaking :)
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Trying to get a turnout, we'll see if that helps. :)

Memester said he was interested in making one for when he gets to 1,000,000.
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That was funny lol
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Reminds me of that Simpsons joke about steam coming out of Homer's ears after eating those insanely hot peppers at the chili cook-off. "His ears if we're lucky!"
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I Toadally knew what meme I needed to comment on for some reason! A Titanic effort on my part!
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Need that picture blank lol
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No Problem
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Because of this thread 2 of my memes today will come off it lol
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I've already did them lol
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The only not fit fitness person lol
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The 80s were a weird time ;)
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Nice! Please check out my latest imgflip.com/i/1b745n
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On the way
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Lol! :)
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No, it would shit. Trust me. I've worked in a dairy.
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Ex Holstein and jersey milker here!
Nothing like a pee and poop covered tail across the face when going to wash the tits or milking them lol
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Man, that is so cool! I worked in my family's dairy (Holstein) this summer because it was going to close down. It was in business for 64 years, and I wanted to be part of that little bit of history. What do you do now?
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My uncle ran a dairy farm in Illinois and he'd say, when anyone complained about the smell of manure, smells like money to me! The smell never bothered me but the flies did.
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I really feel like I'm among kindred spirits.
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Oh I loved visiting him on the farm. There was a place in his back forty was a pit that used to be a rock quarry, we'd dare each other to go down it. We dumb kids didn't know we could kill ourselves that way, but our moms did and thrashed us good when we came back all cut up and bruised lol. Ahhh, good old days.
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Yeah...
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See, I talked about the quarry pit and not much about the cows? They seemed big and noisy to me and I was scared to death of the bull. But I live surrounded by cows now, the woods in back are grazed by a neighbor's herd and they come into our yard at times, and we've made our peace. :))))))
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Glad to hear it.
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I can't believe how many flippers are somehow attached to cows past and/or present! Moo-eme on!
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You too!
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The tail across the face is rough. So is getting kicked. I actually got sorta run over by one. We we're trying to herd it, and the Hispanic man I was working with it ran it into the barn. I threw my arm out to try and turn it back round. It pinned me between it and the stanchions. It twisted my arm back behind me at like a 60° angle. Pulled all the muscles in my chest. I couldn't use my arm for 2 weeks. It still hurts sometimes. After all that, I've never had a job that I've enjoyed more.
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My dad had a diary farm and I worked it till I was 18. We had a mix of milking cows and Belgium horses. He loved taking them to the fairs. Now I work in the ski industry (31 years)
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Good stuff. I'd love to have a Belgian.
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18 horses and all I wanted was a motocross lol
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Ha ha!
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i hate to be a buzzkill but, cows dont have any sense of humor.
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