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Futurama Fry Meme | If I had a taser I'd probably be curious how it feels and tase myself. That's why I don't have a taser. | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Aint Nobody Got Time For That Meme | AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR ZAP | image tagged in memes,aint nobody got time for that | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I LIKE THE WAY IT TASTES. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Clever.
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Waiting Skeleton Meme | THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU! | image tagged in memes,waiting skeleton | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Sparta Leonidas Meme | NEVER TASE YOUR TESTICLES! | image tagged in memes,sparta leonidas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Jackass taught me that :)
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Not to mention you can't move and most of th time you're standing up and you fall over like a log and you can't do a damn thing about it! GOOD NEWS: I'm qualified to use one now!
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Lol. :)
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I've also done "Tear gas" (basic training) and along with the Tazer training I did the "pepper spray" in the eyes, that stuff sucks! Well, the Tear gas really sucked! Lol. :)
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The D. I. tell you to rub your eyes?
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I remember pulling my mask off and for the next hour or so, snot running out of my nose, mouth, ears, eyes.....and so on. This was back in 1992, honestly, the only thing I remember being told when they led us outside was hold onto the shoulders of the guy in front of you! Lol. I know better than to rub anything, don't rub that crap into you! You won't ever see me near any type of riot, or anything (like Charlette) where that shot could be used! Lol.
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Doesn't really look fun.
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A former marine said he was going to hook me up but never came through. Pretty sure I'll get tased in cop school though, not sure about the gas.
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My English teacher used to be a mounty (horse riding cop in Canada). She said part of her training was to get tasered and tear gassed.
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[image deleted]When my son was in the Air Force a couple friends of his who were MPs made a bet with him about standing in a room and having a "flash-bang" rolled in. He said it wasn't pleasant but he won some money.
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No doubt. I wouldn't be so concerned about the flash, but the bang could do some hearing damage.
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Electrile?
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Well, it is a political year.
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Lol. Look at the kitty fly.
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I have a cat that does this to me all the time. Today she sprang on me and got mooned.
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i think bIinkster might have peed on an electric fence. he posted an 'r.i.p.' meme: https://imgflip.com/i/1bbda0
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you will and make sure when you're washing off the pepper spray, be vary careful not to wash it down from your face to your nether bits! stings like a b**ch!
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Probably not the gas, definitely the taser. Get put on duty with the guy who tases you, and on a quiet night...tase him up the ass.
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Ha!
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The worst they can do is fire you. The satisfaction will pay dividends for the rest of your life.
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;D
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I never told anybody this. One time when me and my partner in crime were about 12 or 13 we came upon some new homes that were being built in our neighborhood. We went inside one (the door was unlocked.) Inside were somebody's personal belongings. There was a huge fish tank that got our attention because some fish were in it and it was really big. There was an electric heater hanging in it and I was curious what it was so I removed it. Well I guess it was supposed to stay in the water to keep it cool because it was glowing red hot and broke the glass around it. So I shrugged my shoulders and threw it back in the fish tank. There was a loud pop in the water, there was some smoke and the fish were floating on top of the water because they were electrocuted. We took off fast and never looked back.
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Fish tank got his attention 'cause there were fish in it.
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Yeah. And it was huge. The size of Sea World.
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I'm just messing.
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Yeeowza! These are strong enough. I have gotten shocked by our dog's collar when I need to test it. :)
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Hahaha! XD
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And a fresh diaper.
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I went to a bush party 12 yrs ago, one of my friends had a taser. He told me everyone was tasing themselves and I thought " well, everyone's doing it, might as well join the party." I tased myself in the thigh and pissed a little. 25 of my friends burst out laughing, nobody had the guts to try it out. Needless to say I got tricked. I think if I had a taser, I'd go around tasing other people.
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