Good one...I'd call repost, but it's not like I wrote the joke, I heard it somewhere else first. More like great minds think alike rather than repost. Here's my version imgflip.com/i/16f9nz
GANDHI WORE OUT HIS FEET WALKING ACROSS INDIA. HE ALSO HAD POOR HEALTH DUE TO A STARVATION DIET PUNCTUATED BY EATING LARGE QUANTITIES OF GARLIC. YOU COULD SAY HE WAS A SUPER CALLOUSED FRAGILE MYSTIC HEXED WITH HALITOSIS.