Chuck Norris - war hero

Chuck Norris - war hero | DID YOU KNOW CHUCK NORRIS WAS A WAR HERO? NO I DIDN'T HE SHOT DOWN 10 GERMAN PLANES HE WAS A PILOT? NO, HE WAS A CIVILIAN. HE JUST POINTED H | image tagged in chuck norris,bad pun anna kendrick,kristen stewart | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,147 views, 32 upvotes, Made by hokeewolf 27 months ago chuck norrisbad pun anna kendrickkristen stewart
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3 ups, 1 reply
The real Chuck Norris joke is making Kristen Stewart smile.
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2 ups
you don't know difficulty unless you try to find a meme quality photo of Kristen Stewart laughing.
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The more I see this template, the more I like it.
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1 up
Thanks! Hopefully I can resist wearing it out.
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2 ups, 1 reply
German!?
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2 ups, 1 reply
It was supposed to be Japan... but was in a hurry to get out....didn't catch on till after I hit submit.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I'm just wondering how old you think he is. He's now 76! Years old. Very good meme.
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5 ups
I knew he was scratching at 80. But thats only 20 in chuck norris years. THX!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Sorry if I sound like a dick there. I'm saying you were accurate enough to say German. He was born before the U.S. got involved with WWII. Just means he was havin' kid-fun.
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2 ups, 1 reply
lol not a problem... I was envisioning this meme with Pearl Harbor in mind last week. finally put it together today. Maybe in my sub conscience I threw in german because of the Peanuts Movie preview that was on TV all day today. :) Still think it's funny either way!
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As far as I can see, the meme works with both kinds of planes. I don't see why it's the wrong war. Germany and Japan were both involved in WWII. What am I missing?
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Nothing in all honesty....for this meme I was envisioning a young Chuck Norris going all finger gun on the japs in pearl harbor. But that was 4 days ago. When I finally created and hit submit and wizasser said "German" I was like what? Where did I say German? Wasn't even thinking about which war was which at that point.
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Oops, forgot to carry the 1... He would have been born in '40, right? So he was a toddler, 'sall.
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3 ups
just checked...March 10, 1940
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F**k apologizing. He did it from Heaven while waiting to be born, 'sall.
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1 up, 1 reply
That last part is hilarious! :)
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thanks!
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DID YOU KNOW CHUCK NORRIS WAS A WAR HERO? NO I DIDN'T; HE SHOT DOWN 10 GERMAN PLANES; HE WAS A PILOT? NO, HE WAS A CIVILIAN. HE JUST POINTED HIS FINGER AND YELLED BANG!
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