Overly Attached Girlfriend

oh god this...
funny story.
i got to drive a car alone for the first time and i tried to drive to the bank. i take a wrong turn and end up lost. i call my dad and he gives me directions. as i take the route he describes i get an amber alert with my name on it saying i was "missing"
f**king dad.
i get home and the first f**king thing he does is run to me milking the f**k out of his bad acting by fake crying and babying me. the next day the whole f**king school roasts me for getting lost while driving.

f**king dad.

Lmao great story

Sounds like a funny guy. We would get along.

depends. what's your political view? xD

yup, f**king dad :)

I came up with something similar 4 months ago and got 4 upvotes. Cheers to your success. I don't know if I've ever seen anyone start off so big :)

Just have to figure out the system and then manipulate it.

He must have gotten it from his father.

Gone with the Warning!

When you get a really good meme idea, you might oughta do a Google Image search on it to make sure someone else ain't already done it. Not trying to be a jerk...

This wasn't my idea. I googled it and thought it was quite humorous. Therefore thought I'd share it.

I like it when people repost, as long as I didn't see it on here (imgflip) within the past week. Jokes are meant to be shared. I don't know why a few people get so worked up about reposts.

^ I agree.

I share jokes with people that make me laugh. Glad you enjoyed it.