On a dark shady website, keyboard in my hands
A look of conspiracy, URL’s a .net
Scrolled down on the article, I saw no comments yet
My mouth started smirking and my fingers hit
I couldn’t stop trolling
I was already hooked in
I saw the admin’s note
And I was thinking to myself,
"This’ll be awesome," and I forget what I wrote
Then he replied to my comment and started arguing
There were mods trying to stop me,
But I was too busy trolling
Saying “Hey, I’m gonna troll ya”
Such a bad web page (Such a bad web page)
I’ll induce your rage
And you know I’m gonna troll ya
Any time of day (Any time of day)
Posting “U mad? Hey!”
My mind is kinda twisted, I got one of those keyboards that bend
Yes, I’m a troll, and I don’t need no friends.
I will post in the comments, reactions I’ll get.
Some trolls I’ll remember, I’m a troll you won’t forget
So I rplied to his comment,
"Please shut up and die"
He said, "We haven't had a troll like you since twenty zero nine"
And still the mods don’t want to come and play,
Open up their notifications
Just to see me say...
Saying “Hey, I’m gonna troll ya”
Such a bad web page (Such a bad web page)
I’ll induce your rage
You hear me posting “Hey I’m gonna troll ya”
Downvote but posts will rise (but posts will rise)
Don’t care if someone cries
Posts on the forum,
The admin’s words are ice
And he said "You are gonna die here, of your own device"
And then the admin banned me,
I was on a downvote roll
They tried to use those steely words
But they haven’t tamed the troll
Last thing I remember, I was
Clicking on a link
I had to find another site
To troll again, I think.
"Please stop, " said the admin,
"Our site is programmed to defeat.
Trolls like you can say you’re done,
But you will never leave! "