In the comments you will find "Spamerican Pie," a post-spampocalyptic epic based off of Don McLean's American Pie

Lots of spam ago
I can still remember
How this website used to make me smile
And I knew if I could make a meme
Then I could make those people dream
And maybe, we’d be spamless for a while

But new users made me shiver
With every comment I delivered
Spamming on the network
We couldn’t do our best work

I can’t remember if I tried
To stop the spammers before I cried
Spam made me rage inside
The day this website died

So spam, spam, miss Spamerican Pie
Posted on the meme stream but the meme stream was dry
Them top users were posting their cries
Meming “This’ll be the day that we die”
“This’ll be the day that we die.”

Did you write the book of spam?
And are you trying hard to cram?
If admins tell you so?
Now do you believe in spammin’ memes?
Can spamming save your alt accounts?
And can you teach me how to spam my spam?

Well I know that you’re spamming him most
‘cause I saw you spamming on his post
You both commented first
Man I hate this forum’s girth

I was a lonely teenage meming guy
With a Philosoraptor and a Too Damn High
But I was doomed and I could not lie
The day this website died

So spam, spam, miss Spamerican Pie
Posted on the meme stream but the meme stream was dry
Them top users were posting their cries
Meming “This’ll be the day that we die”
“This’ll be the day that we die.”

Now for one year I’ve been on my own
The rest have left and Success Kid’s grown
But that’s not how it used to be
When the jester spammed the bull and moose
With a name he borrowed from Ted Cruz
And the spam, it came in twos and threes

Oh and when we all were looking down
The spammers stole our meming crowns
The forum was adjourned
No memer dared return

And when the spammers made a post of Marx
The trolls came out from the dark
There we were, spammers and sharks
The day this website died.

So spam, spam, miss Spamerican Pie
Posted on the meme stream but the meme stream was dry
Them top users were posting their cries
Meming “This’ll be the day that we die”
“This’ll be the day that we die.”

Spam and spam and spamming sweltered
I wish we’d had a spam-out shelter
Website down and falling fast
We landed dead in the web
The last of us flowed and ebbed
With the spammers on the sidelines spamming “nyeb” (nyeb, nyeb)

The spamming air was toxic fumes
While the spammers played incoherent tunes (nyed, nyeb)
We all took a chance
And for that time we danced

(continued)

Then the spammers came and retook the site
But the olden users put up a fight
Now I’m the survivor of this blight
The day this website died

So spam, spam, miss Spamerican Pie
Posted on the meme stream but the meme stream was dry
Them top users were posting their cries
Meming “This’ll be the day that we die”
“This’ll be the day that we die.”

Oh and there we were all in one can
A generation lost to spam
With no memes left to spam again
So come, on spam be nimble, spam be quick.
Spammer sat on a spamdlestick
Cause trolling is the spammer’s only friend

Oh, and as I watch him spam the stage
My post was written in a fit of rage
No user ever helped
To break the spammer’s spell

And as the spam climbed high in the night
To light the spamcrificial rite
I saw spammers laughing with delight
The day this website died

So spam, spam, miss Spamerican Pie
Posted on the meme stream but the meme stream was dry
Them top users were posting their cries
Meming “This’ll be the day that we die”
“This’ll be the day that we die.”

I met a spammer who spammed to lose
And asked him for some happy news
But he just spammed “go away!”
I went down to the spammer’s store
Where I’d heard the memers years before
But the spam there said the spammers won the day

And on the streams the spammers screamed
The spammers cried, the spammers dreamed
But not a word was posted
The community was broken

And the spammers I hate most
Gave each other a final boast
They caught the last link to the-toast(.net)
The day this website died

So spam, spam, miss Spamerican Pie
Posted on the meme stream but the meme stream was dry
Them top users were posting their cries
Meming “This’ll be the day that we die”
“This’ll be the day that we die.”

So spam, spam, miss Spamerican Pie
Posted on the meme stream but the meme stream was dry
Them top users were posting their cries
Meming “This’ll be the day that we die”
“This’ll be the day that we die.”

Lol, an epic masterpiece! Whats that? I think Weird Al is calling you.

Thanks!

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Here's Bohemian Spamsody

flagged for spam rhyme crime

YES! Lol. Hilarious! It must have taken forever!

And another gem;)