There’s a user who’s sure
All that’s posted is bait
And he’s trolling the comments section
When he logs on he knows, if a forum’s not closed=
With a post he can get a reaction
Ooh ooh, and he’s trolling the comments section
There’s a thread with the rules, but he’s gonna be cruel
‘Cause you know that he’ll break them for pleasure
With the mind in his words, he types up his post
He’s a mean one, but he’s driven
Ooh, I want to reply
Ooh, I want to reply
There’s a feeling I get when I look at his words
And my keyboard is crying to respond
In his words I see hints at the life that he’s written
And the reposts of those he has bitten
Ooh, I want to reply
Ooh, I really want to reply
And he whispers insults, if you look it’ll hurt
That the trolls would lead us to oblivion
And a new site will dawn for those who stay strong
And fight the urge to comment
If there’s a throbbing in your head now, and sweat soaks your brow
It’s just new gold for the site’s troll
Yes, there’s no path but boredom for him, but in the meanwhile
Bide your time ‘till he goes away
And I want to reply
His posts are coming and they won’t go, in case you don’t know
The troll is calling you to call him
The troll can’t see you flag him, or the admin
Comments will be deleted
As we’re posting on our forums
Our comments and his won’t come
There posts a troll that we all know
Who writes insults and has to go
How all our suffering is his gold
And if you’re trying very hard
His account will be blocked at last
When his past catches up to him
And puts an end to his horrid hymn
And he’s trolling the comments section