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*OK, let's make a deal.. |  *THIS CONTRACT IS NON BINDING IN ANY WAY | image tagged in ted cruz,deal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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22 ups, 5y,
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Maury Lie Detector Meme | CHANCES ARE LESS THAN 1% A MEME WILL GET TO THE FRONT PAGE. BUT IF YOU DON'T DELETE IT IF YOU DO GET THERE, I'LL TAKE MY UPVOTE BACK. | image tagged in memes,maury lie detector | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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20 ups, 5y,
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FRONT PAGE
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15 ups, 5y,
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IK, this was extremely unexpected!
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11 ups, 5y,
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Face...blade? | EPIC FACEPALM | image tagged in memes,dank,funny,star wars | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 ups, 5y
EPIC FACEPALM? IT WAS JUST A FUNNY COINCIDENCE THAT HE GOT TO THE FRONT PAGE. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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17 ups, 5y,
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14 ups, 5y,
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16 ups, 5y,
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Good job everyone, you gave the person you wanted to delete his account a spot on the front page LOL
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11 ups, 5y
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8 ups, 5y
Lol, who would have thought he would be lying! I'm so shocked!!!
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6 ups, 5y,
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Uh, its not a contract, its a meme, retard.
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4 ups, 5y
Life does suck for you.
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3 ups, 5y,
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life must be hell to you then
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3 ups, 5y
only people like you ,you mean :)
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5 ups, 5y,
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Also, you never said WHEN you'd delete your account!
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4 ups, 5y
You're a lawyer aren't you squidward!
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16 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 4y
LMAO! He fine printed everyone's ass!
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10 ups, 5y,
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https://i.imgflip.com/13i5ag.gif bernnn
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12 ups, 5y,
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6 ups, 5y,
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oops, you got overcooked again
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6 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y
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9 ups, 5y,
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That's fine. Let the chips fall. I wanted the people to decide & I like to gamble.
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13 ups, 5y,
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5 ups, 5y
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13 ups, 5y,
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8 ups, 5y,
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9 ups, 5y,
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My comment isn't showing up.

So, I saw your profile and you said your hometown was Calgary, so do you live in Canada.
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8 ups, 5y,
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I don't have that on my profile
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9 ups, 5y,
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OH MY GOD YOU'RE ACTUALLY THERE!!!
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8 ups, 5y,
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Wednesday 5/11/16, 11am EST
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6 ups, 5y,
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JK.
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8 ups, 5y,
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6 ups, 5y
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7 ups, 5y,
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;)
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4 ups, 5y
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5 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y
Ok, I'm scared now 0-0
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7 ups, 5y,
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Look, I like Canada, I just don't get why you would hate the U.S. so much...
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6 ups, 5y,
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I don't hate the U.S. so much. You started that crap.
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8 ups, 5y,
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Are you saying just me or the whole U.S.?
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8 ups, 5y,
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8 ups, 5y
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6 ups, 5y,
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lol, you you
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7 ups, 5y
What crap? I only started hating you for hating Juicy, Olympian, and Socrates. It's stupid that we're fighting just because of how much you hate bronies.
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8 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y,
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6 ups, 5y
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8 ups, 5y,
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8 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y,
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I don't make comments to bait people. I make comments in regard to what I feel about what is posted. There is a difference.
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3 ups, 5y
true
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3 ups, 5y
I was just reading through the whole comment section, including the low rated comments. The conversation morphed from if tedcruz would delete his account, to what time his meme was set up, and now to bronies. :)
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2 ups, 5y,
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This is true
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1 up, 5y
That sums up my hate for my little pony
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2 ups, 5y,
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I know yours are not but it seems the pony memes are the "go to" for certain people. When I see them it makes think the person is under 10 years old but what do I know? Never seen them and it could be an adult cartoon. No biggie.
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3 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y
Hey...
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4 ups, 5y
Attacking you?
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6 ups, 5y
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5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
So when are you deleting the account?
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4 ups, 5y
He's not gonna. If you don't know, he's a troll... the worst troll on Imgflip, but he's so unknown.
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4 ups, 5y
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5 ups, 5y,
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7 ups, 5y
Ok, all flaming aside, if you aren't gravedigger, and you don't use alts, can you explain how about seven or so accounts were made at around the same time, and that all seven of them have similar usernames, and that they all seem to be focusing on the same thing(trolling bronies)? Can you? Legit question.
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6 ups, 5y,
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10 ups, 5y,
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5 ups, 5y,
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Won't change facts though will it.
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7 ups, 5y,
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Oh... and if you don't submit this, you won't make the front page.
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5 ups, 5y,
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I didn't have any submissions left, but I will submit it later
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7 ups, 5y,
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7 ups, 5y
It's submitted now.
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2 ups, 5y
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2 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y
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6 ups, 5y,
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Wait, are you for real?

Oh crap.... If this is true, I should feel really terrible.... Sorry, man. I guess you were right this whole time :(
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8 ups, 5y,
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There's no proof of that... yet...
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7 ups, 5y,
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8 ups, 5y,
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7 ups, 5y,
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6 ups, 5y,
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This doesn't have to do shit with your username.

It would make sense why you chose that username since Ted Cruz was born in Calgary... just like you, you said it was your hometown.
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6 ups, 5y,
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You're catching on! There's hope for you yet. Upvote
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7 ups, 5y,
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7 ups, 5y
Page 7...
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7 ups, 5y
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7 ups, 5y,
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No, it doesn't change THAT much, It'll last a lot longer than 1 minute there.

I'm hoping to get there too, I'm at the very top of Page 3.
6 ups, 5y
The Hot pages usually get shuffled around at the top of the hour, at the most.
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3 ups, 5y,
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<<Do you really think a user called tedcruz is here for popularity?>> -tedcruz
no,i think he's here to make problems
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1 up, 5y
Grammar much?
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3 ups, 5y
k
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3 ups, 5y,
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tedcruz,you may think that you had the last laugh.
but if i were you, I'd be sad.
sad that the whole imgflip community is willing and waiting for the deletion of your account by bringing this meme to the front page
so yeah,there's the horrible truth.

enjoy this site while you can :)
2 ups, 5y
You guys are getting trolled so hard. If you don't like him, leave him alone. He's the right one in this situtation
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4 ups, 5y
The community just upvotes blindly or they think they can get a user deleted or they can see it's a joke. Now, what is really sad is you're a 12 yr old without any sense of humor trying to act tough. https://i.imgflip.com/13i5ag.gif
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7 ups, 5y,
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7 ups, 5y,
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Dang.... I'm really sorry man...
I seriously doubt you'll forgive me. I was kind of a dick to you...
I honestly don't know who I should trust at this point......
I'm going to have to take a leave from imgflip for a few weeks, as much as it pains me to do so...
I hope everyone understands...
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7 ups, 5y,
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7 ups, 5y
Well, you failed that time, but now you've convinced me...
My mind is made up, though. I am leaving imgflip for a while.
imgflip.com/i/13xykw you don't have to reply to it or anything... Just read the comment :)
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4 ups, 5y
Maturing, something you have yet to do.
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6 ups, 5y,
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5 ALTS???!!!

How dare you! The only alt I made was johnkasich, and I revealed it and deleted it.

Please explain to me, you get upvotes usually right after you comment, it's from your alts, dumbass. No one believes you.

You sure as hell are jebbush/ronbugundy/mattdamon/georgeclooney/mrs.cruzy/mrs.clooney etc...

And you're probably gravedigger.

No one ever made other alts (Besides me, for a joke like RainbowPalooza did with Bronies_Are_Gay), it's all you, dumbass.
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6 ups, 5y,
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Are you sure Mrs.Popular is one of his alts? I checked out that profile and there was no trolling and no communication with confirmed alts.
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7 ups, 5y
No, I'm not sure.
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3 ups, 5y
i was freinds with georgecloony,man.this guy is evil
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3 ups, 5y
there's also mrs.bush
he keeps commenting agaist me
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2 ups, 5y
Is that all of one guy's alts?!
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7 ups, 5y,
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All 3 of those were jokes, and I revealed myself, hell, Poopsucker wasn't even a mystery, I told Dash I was Memester because it was a joke.

Now, I use them as jokes.
But you use them to troll.
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8 ups, 5y,
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I never knew your wife can be yourself, that's pretty cool. So can you have sex with yourself? Can you magically switch from a p**is to va**na? Or switch to woman boobs?
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6 ups, 5y,
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8 ups, 5y
Ted, we just know you have no wife.
Sadly, there's no proof to show us that you do.
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7 ups, 5y
Ted, I found a way you can prove you're an adult and you have a wife.

Make a YouTube video and mention my username, show yourself and your wife.
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2 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y,
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Ted, are you gonna delete it or not?
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6 ups, 5y,
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I noticed the Image Description, you just set the text to 0 so we couldn't see it.

So is it a no?
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7 ups, 5y,
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I'm impressed...
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6 ups, 5y,
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Nope... you are.
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6 ups, 5y,
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