*OK, let's make a deal..

*OK, let's make a deal.. | *THIS CONTRACT IS NON BINDING IN ANY WAY | image tagged in ted cruz,deal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Maury Lie Detector Meme | CHANCES ARE LESS THAN 1% A MEME WILL GET TO THE FRONT PAGE. BUT IF YOU DON'T DELETE IT IF YOU DO GET THERE, I'LL TAKE MY UPVOTE BACK. | image tagged in memes,maury lie detector | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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FRONT PAGE
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IK, this was extremely unexpected!
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Face...blade? | EPIC FACEPALM | image tagged in memes,dank,funny,star wars | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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EPIC FACEPALM? IT WAS JUST A FUNNY COINCIDENCE THAT HE GOT TO THE FRONT PAGE. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SO... ARE YOU GONNA DELETE JUST TED OR ALL OF THEM? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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16 ups, 2 replies
Good job everyone, you gave the person you wanted to delete his account a spot on the front page LOL
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8 ups
Lol, who would have thought he would be lying! I'm so shocked!!!
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6 ups, 1 reply
Uh, its not a contract, its a meme, retard.
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4 ups
Life does suck for you.
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3 ups, 1 reply
life must be hell to you then
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3 ups
only people like you ,you mean :)
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5 ups, 1 reply
Also, you never said WHEN you'd delete your account!
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You're a lawyer aren't you squidward!
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LMAO! He fine printed everyone's ass!
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https://i.imgflip.com/13i5ag.gif bernnn
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6 ups, 1 reply
oops, you got overcooked again
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That's fine. Let the chips fall. I wanted the people to decide & I like to gamble.
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8 ups, 3 replies
I'm a fantastic imgflipper. It's just a small group of bronies and furries that have taken a dislike to me
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9 ups, 1 reply
My comment isn't showing up.

So, I saw your profile and you said your hometown was Calgary, so do you live in Canada.
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8 ups, 2 replies
I don't have that on my profile
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9 ups, 1 reply
OH MY GOD YOU'RE ACTUALLY THERE!!!
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8 ups, 2 replies
Wednesday 5/11/16, 11am EST
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6 ups, 2 replies
JK.
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Ok, I'm scared now 0-0
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7 ups, 1 reply
Look, I like Canada, I just don't get why you would hate the U.S. so much...
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6 ups, 1 reply
I don't hate the U.S. so much. You started that crap.
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8 ups, 2 replies
Are you saying just me or the whole U.S.?
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lol, you you
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What crap? I only started hating you for hating Juicy, Olympian, and Socrates. It's stupid that we're fighting just because of how much you hate bronies.
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3 ups, 2 replies
I don't hate you "bronies" but you're like the guy who goes to a Halloween party every year dressed in the same costume. Get some imagination. It's what the site is about. In other words, you're boring.
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8 ups, 4 replies
Not all of our memes are about ponies...with the possible exception of xanderbrony
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Haha, that face! XD
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4 ups, 1 reply
I don't make comments to bait people. I make comments in regard to what I feel about what is posted. There is a difference.
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true
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I was just reading through the whole comment section, including the low rated comments. The conversation morphed from if tedcruz would delete his account, to what time his meme was set up, and now to bronies. :)
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2 ups, 1 reply
This is true
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That sums up my hate for my little pony
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:/
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2 ups, 1 reply
I know yours are not but it seems the pony memes are the "go to" for certain people. When I see them it makes think the person is under 10 years old but what do I know? Never seen them and it could be an adult cartoon. No biggie.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Lol. If you say so :)
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Hey...
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Attacking you?
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5 ups, 1 reply
So when are you deleting the account?
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He's not gonna. If you don't know, he's a troll... the worst troll on Imgflip, but he's so unknown.
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Olympian thought I was gravedigger and got his bronies to attack me, so I started disliking bronies at that point. Then you and all of them invented stories about me. I still find it hilarious but it's also become boring.
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Ok, all flaming aside, if you aren't gravedigger, and you don't use alts, can you explain how about seven or so accounts were made at around the same time, and that all seven of them have similar usernames, and that they all seem to be focusing on the same thing(trolling bronies)? Can you? Legit question.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Won't change facts though will it.
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Oh... and if you don't submit this, you won't make the front page.
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5 ups, 1 reply
I didn't have any submissions left, but I will submit it later
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It's submitted now.
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6 ups, 2 replies
Wait, are you for real?

Oh crap.... If this is true, I should feel really terrible.... Sorry, man. I guess you were right this whole time :(
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There's no proof of that... yet...
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Exactly, there is no proof for you to justify anything you've done either. You are just insecure and follow orders. It's just naive gang mentality and you've all made a fool of yourself in the process. Socrates encourages you kids because he is the most insecure unfunny old furry on this site, and you kids are easily manipulated by top users.
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7 ups, 2 replies
Do you really think a user called tedcruz is here for popularity? Haters gonna hate and it's funny to see simpletons get butthurt over a username.
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6 ups, 1 reply
This doesn't have to do shit with your username.

It would make sense why you chose that username since Ted Cruz was born in Calgary... just like you, you said it was your hometown.
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6 ups, 4 replies
You're catching on! There's hope for you yet. Upvote
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Page 7...
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No, it doesn't change THAT much, It'll last a lot longer than 1 minute there.

I'm hoping to get there too, I'm at the very top of Page 3.
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The Hot pages usually get shuffled around at the top of the hour, at the most.
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<<Do you really think a user called tedcruz is here for popularity?>> -tedcruz
no,i think he's here to make problems
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Grammar much?
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k
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tedcruz,you may think that you had the last laugh.
but if i were you, I'd be sad.
sad that the whole imgflip community is willing and waiting for the deletion of your account by bringing this meme to the front page
so yeah,there's the horrible truth.

enjoy this site while you can :)
2 ups
You guys are getting trolled so hard. If you don't like him, leave him alone. He's the right one in this situtation
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The community just upvotes blindly or they think they can get a user deleted or they can see it's a joke. Now, what is really sad is you're a 12 yr old without any sense of humor trying to act tough. https://i.imgflip.com/13i5ag.gif
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Yes, you are the creepy attacking stalkers all along. Look back over any comments, and you will see Olympian just started attacking me and got you bronies to attack us. There is no proof of anything he has said, and even a bunch of your own brony "friends" creating alts to troll you. Xander even gave palozer his password after creating alts to troll all of you. memesterson has made 5 alts. I've been saying it the whole time but you are all so naive. The wife will downvote all of you regardless now though, because of how obsessively childish you've been.
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5 ALTS???!!!

How dare you! The only alt I made was johnkasich, and I revealed it and deleted it.

Please explain to me, you get upvotes usually right after you comment, it's from your alts, dumbass. No one believes you.

You sure as hell are jebbush/ronbugundy/mattdamon/georgeclooney/mrs.cruzy/mrs.clooney etc...

And you're probably gravedigger.

No one ever made other alts (Besides me, for a joke like RainbowPalooza did with Bronies_Are_Gay), it's all you, dumbass.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Are you sure Mrs.Popular is one of his alts? I checked out that profile and there was no trolling and no communication with confirmed alts.
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No, I'm not sure.
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i was freinds with georgecloony,man.this guy is evil
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there's also mrs.bush
he keeps commenting agaist me
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Is that all of one guy's alts?!
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All 3 of those were jokes, and I revealed myself, hell, Poopsucker wasn't even a mystery, I told Dash I was Memester because it was a joke.

Now, I use them as jokes.
But you use them to troll.
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I never knew your wife can be yourself, that's pretty cool. So can you have sex with yourself? Can you magically switch from a p**is to va**na? Or switch to woman boobs?
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6 ups, 2 replies
When you grow up, you may meet a girl (or guy) that shares your interests and it won't seem so bizarre. I hope that day arrives soon for your sake. I am more amazed at how many people on this site don't seem to comprehend even having a gf.
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Ted, we just know you have no wife.
Sadly, there's no proof to show us that you do.
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Ted, I found a way you can prove you're an adult and you have a wife.

Make a YouTube video and mention my username, show yourself and your wife.
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Dang.... I'm really sorry man...
I seriously doubt you'll forgive me. I was kind of a dick to you...
I honestly don't know who I should trust at this point......
I'm going to have to take a leave from imgflip for a few weeks, as much as it pains me to do so...
I hope everyone understands...
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I remember trying to reason with you early on but it was fairly futile considering the hate mongering. Notice how Olympian even goes so far as to call me a terrorist and tries to gather support to flag all of my comments? I'm baffled at how foolishly people follow him and actually believe that crap. It's been somewhat amusing but also very sad. I've treated this situation like a bizarre social experiment. But anyway, don't worry too much, it's all part of maturing.
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Well, you failed that time, but now you've convinced me...
My mind is made up, though. I am leaving imgflip for a while.
imgflip.com/i/13xykw you don't have to reply to it or anything... Just read the comment :)
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4 ups
Maturing, something you have yet to do.
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4 ups, 1 reply
Ted, are you gonna delete it or not?
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9 ups
In other words, you're full of shit and have been this whole time.
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6 ups, 1 reply
I noticed the Image Description, you just set the text to 0 so we couldn't see it.

So is it a no?
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7 ups, 1 reply
I'm impressed...
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6 ups, 1 reply
Nope... you are.
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Lol :)
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https://i.imgflip.com/13km40.gif
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11 ups, 4 replies
Lets break it down.

Ted Cruz.

Cruz

Cruise.

To cruise is to sail without a precise destination.

Destination.

Determination.

Termination.

Terminator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was in Terminator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in Austria.

And you know what else came from Austria?

Exactly

Alkaline batteries.

What do batteries do?

Precisely.

Power things.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger want?

Exactly.

Power.

Is it just a bit suspicious that both Ted Cruz and Arnold Schwarzenegger are both asking for the same thing?

Power?

And is it also a bit suspicious that both Ted Cruz and Arnold Schwarzenegger are Republicans?

I thought so.

I think we need more evidence.

Ted Cruz was born in 1970.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in 1972.

1970 + 1972 = 3942.

3942.

3942 in roman numerals is MMMCMXLII.

MMMCMXLII.

MMMCMXLII has 9 letters.

Ted Cruz has 7 letters.

9 - 7 = 2.

2.

2. comes after 1 and proceeds to 3.

3 x 1 = 3.

3.

What else has 3 things?

Exactly.

The Illuminati.

Ted Cruz is Illuminati confirmed.
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9 ups
I am proud someone else recognized this correllation
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nice!
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Because conspiracy theories.
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12 ups, 2 replies
You're a worthless troll, and this is another tactic to get attention.

Nobody on this site expects you to keep your word about this or anything else.

Regardless of this meme's performance, you should delete the "tedcruz" account and all your other associated alt accounts. You should have deleted all your accounts long ago.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Yuck. Stinky. And not relevant to what I wrote.
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I've never seen a socrates hater before .-. I've seen Raydog haters, Starflightthenightwing haters, and tedcruz haters, but never socrates haters.
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*irrelevent
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3 ups, 1 reply
Im pretty sure im correct.
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FROM MERRIAM-WEBSTER:
Irrelevance- 1) the quality or state of being irrelevant
2) something irrelevant
Irrelevant- not relevant; inapplicable.
So I misspelled irrelevant, but I still think that irrelevant fits better. Then again, since I'm only a ninth grader in highschool, I could be wrong. Would anyone who has graduated at least highschool like to clear it up once and for all? Maybe an English major, if one is on here?
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bla bla bla, you really think you own this site don't you LOOOLL!!!!!!!! you just spend too much time on it and are delusional!!
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You just described yourself.
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1st one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pETOPoiKZoc
1st one (Censored): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iNdSIh3TaI
2nd one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je6_qi2655s
2nd one (Censored): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hfwab_eisw
3rd one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5IKnELAqmQ
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It only works for Imgflip, because then there would be P0rnhub links on here.
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Ahh
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I knew he would pull something like that, so I'm not mad. In fact, all the upvotes we got made it worth it.
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I see ur right tedcruz is the devil and liar
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Yea
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Oh, God. I just saw it and I'm not gonna lie it made me giggle a little bit.
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Lol no
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That describes me exactly. Though, I am a little desturbed by the kinds of things people are saying...
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5 ups
Lyin' Ted, at it again.
;3
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7 ups, 1 reply
You do realize a non-binding contract is exactly what a promise is? Basically you have no LEGAL obligation to follow through, but you have a moral obligation, and breaking the contract is still breaking your word. It doesn't mean that you have no obligation, it means you HAVE an obligation, but not a legal one. SO basically you are a liar if you don't follow through, and you are breaking a promise, but you wont be arrested. Which is a duh on imgflip.
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6 ups, 1 reply
So please, delete up.
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please,dont waste your voice,he's a troll,he wont
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ik that now.
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Y'all are getting the f**k trolled out of you XD
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Wow, you were right
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4 ups, 1 reply
wow look at all these replies this is just a trolls paradise
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8 ups, 1 reply
Alright, I'll play your game. Is this for just tedcruz or all of your accounts?
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8 ups, 1 reply
You don't start anything, I don't start anything. I'm a man of my word.
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8 ups, 2 replies
HA! That's cute. I suppose I should just forget what you did to everyone and let you slide. If you think I'm afraid of you, you're in for a surprise, friend.
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I'm not a huge fan of trolls, but I'm with tedcruz on this one. Please shut the f**k up :)
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6 ups, 4 replies
Yes... It's a kids show. A KIDS show. Not a teenage-adult show.
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people are still commenting? this was literally painful to search through
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Bronies make me cringe so hard.
Shave your neckbeard and get out of your mother's basement, pedophiles. It's a childrens show. Leave it be.
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4 ups, 1 reply
That is rude, stereotypical, and your asking an impossible feat, troll! Leave us alone!
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Yes, you CAN f**king help yourselves. You just don't want to because you have a mental and sexual addiction to it.
Also...
Yes, I am being rude.
Yes, it is stereotypical.
But no, it is NOT an impossible feat. All it takes is a little self control (you have none, obviously), a better show to watch (Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Band of Brothers), and a brain stem. :)
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It isn't your decision of what an adult/teen likes of a kid's show or not.
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Hmmm there are things here that do not add up, I'm just one opinion but this is what I see. I believe you planned this to get to the front hoping you could turn others against people you don't like. Which might have worked if you had said only that, yet your true nature seems obvious the more comments you make. The word troll may not suit you so much as you are simply just rude, which you are allowed to be if that is your wish. Only making obvious alt accounts and following people to their own stream just to be rude is rather troll like behavior. Holding the fact they like a cartoon against them won't go over so great in a community of people who like all sorts of things. Plus making an alt then acting like it's your wife makes you look rather crazy to me. If a guy was lucky enough to have a wife on this site, she would not encourage you to make rude comments. She also wouldn't be the one of the two of you that has worse grammar and cusses more often. You can try to make it look like another person is typing by having worse grammar, that's too old a trick for many. To most it just looks like you simply don't know enough about women to impersonate one online. Understand I am not trying to attack you, only help make you realize you may fool some, at the cost of looking very foolish to others. As far as this group of imgflippers having attacked you first as you claim, I can only rely on what I have seen from them with my own eyes, which is not attacking anybody for no reason. Of course on this meme it looks like they are, it's also obvious you went to them hoping they would help you get up front. The fact this account is still here regardless of fine print, only proves you are willing to lie if it serves your purpose. Why not simply delete all the fake accounts and make one where nobody knows it's you. That's honestly your best chance of doing well around here. this account will always be tarnished. Just having so many obvious alt's is enough to make people avoid you around here. Yet you use them to attack a group that the only thing bad you can say about is they like a pony cartoon?? Of course a group of friends is going to stick up for each other. The only way you'd know that is if you had made some, instead of alts. If I agreed with you I sure wouldn't voice it. I doubt many will once they witness your fake wife routine and all, even if you had a point, nobody throws their hat in with crazy.. nobody. No amount of alt accounts can change that sorry....
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2 ups, 1 reply
That is strong! :D
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Thanks ;)
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:)
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4 ups, 1 reply
So quick to name call tsk tsk, in case you didn't notice I waited until this meme fell back to page 3 until I made my opinion known. Having no need to make others agree with me, my goal simply being letting you know how you make yourself look. I like how you say "as usual" like this isn't the first time I've commented to you lol. Please you can tell whoever you want all about your wife, I've researched your alts and the sign up dates are so obvious it amazes me you expected anybody to fall for all this. True not everybody you attacked handles it well, emotions can get the best of people at times. However name calling and such with me will not get me to act a fool and say the type of things you're hoping I will. If you truly felt attacked you would delete the accounts they know about and never let them know your new one. I'm not the only one that can see how big a liar this one meme makes you out to be. You say you aren't here to troll but who is going to believe that now? You think I haven't seen a comment thread that had nothing to do with you, yet you or one of your alts jumped in just to attack somebody? I just looked at your page and failed to notice that happening to you. Just like you fail at keeping your alts straight, or maybe you are with Mrs. Clooney, Mrs. Bushy or wait maybe it is Mrs. Cruz? Come on man you can say whatever you want, but your actions prove you wrong to anybody willing to take a look. You blame your wife's grammar on her knowing different languages, funny how her punctuation is fine, in fact it's just like yours. I'm still trying to believe any woman would not only encourage her man to attack people, she would join in and be more vulgar than he is. You have so obviously never been married, I doubt even had a serious relationship, even a female friend would tell you that you look like a fool not back you up. That's cool though man you do you, I don't understand why people have talked negatively about you so much more people know who you are then a lot of good meme makers out there. Lying to get to the front page was a mistake though, I guess you thought you could make others look like liars by lying somehow. Then you try to spit on Socrates of all people? You want people that have known him a long time to believe he attacked you needlessly? Problem with that is people actually know him around here. Funny thing is if things had happened like you say it would be you he was standing up for. You just don't get it.....
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I'm sure it must suck having your secrets dragged into the light. Sorry I type too much for you, I tend to do that when typing at a person who can't see past their own nose. Plus I'm a writer which makes spotting your fake accounts and fake wives so easy! You can change the name but not the writing style, or complete lack of all your accounts to make good memes. I'd think having so many submissions a person would eventually get better at it. Funny how your wife only has one submission... ever. I'm sure she only signed up to protect her man from mlp fans. Honestly what woman could ever respect a man that needed her help in that situation? Hey honey... will you make an account on this site to stand up for me with these mlp fans? You seriously went to your wife with that question? Instead of laughing at you she made an account and never felt the need to express herself with a submission of her own? This all seems like a perfectly normal thing for a woman to do with her spare time? I call on any guy that's had a relationship to tell me I'm wrong here! I may type a bunch of crap simply because there is so much crap to cover. I honestly tried to see your side of things, even after I read where you admitted to having alts, I let the evidence speak for itself. Unfortunately the more I read the more I realized how truly crazy you must be to have conversations with yourself like you are multiple people. I don't blame you for denying it, it's one thing to be crazy it's another to say yeah I like to pretend I'm my own wife online. Good luck with that one you are going to need it!
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Hahahaha you are going to accuse me of attacking you?? I told you in the first lines of my first comment this is only my opinion. Try asking one question? So you can lie to me? I'd rather just call you all out at once, tell you what my problem is, other than give you more chances to lie to me. Gee was it correct to use than there, as a reference to a comparison? So who was the person you referred to as your wife earlier that has only submitted one meme? And why am I butthurt for not believing obvious lies. You mistake me for somebody who might care what you think about them. Try and use some blanket statement like butthurt hoping nobody who reads this will believe what I say is based on anything more than what I have witnessed from you. Like the only reason I'm wasting my time is because I personally dislike you and want others to? If that were the case I would have wrote what I did when I first saw this meme so everybody would see it. Not when it's falling down the charts. My intent at first was to end this feud by trying to make you realize how you look to others. Hoping you'd see the sense in just starting over and avoiding the mlp crowd. The thing is the more I looked for reasons you might be misunderstood, the more I saw you are only here to make people angry. It's called being objective, something you can't even be with yourself. So forget it there is no point trying to reason with you. You want to keep harassing and using alts that's your decision. Only thing I care about is how you think people are stupid enough to believe you. I've told you I'm not one of them, failing to pass the truth through your web of denial where you might see it. Basically do whatever man I don't care, just don't be surprised when nobody has respect for anything you say. Not everybody who disagree's with you is attacking you, you sure like attacking those that do though don't ya lol!!
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No thanks I've seen enough of your memes and your alts are the same. I believe my accusations are merely me calling you a liar. Something your own meme proves right here and now. Do I believe you have a wife... no. Do I believe you made alts to defend yourself not help you troll... no. Do I believe you were attacked and that's why people think you are a douche... nope. Do I even believe I should write everything perfectly like I plan on having it published to impress a troll... not at all. Do I think your opinion matters about anything... no way in the world. It doesn't matter what you say, I am confident others will read what I have written and see my reasoning. Just like they did with the last troll I decided to mix words with. It amazes me how you all have one thing in common, loving to dish it out while completely unable to take it. No married man would ever be so unable to handle criticism, I can tell you are young though maybe later on in life your skin will get a bit thicker. Maybe a real woman will give you some real kids and you'll see how little all this stuff you think is a big deal matters. I sure hope so, things always have a chance at getting better for anybody why not you....
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Dang I thought he would use the account he just mentioned to reply, the one with the 22 featured memes and all. Guess it's not easy keeping all those personalities separate sometimes. Unfortunately this one seems even less intelligent, but lets play along shall we..
Ok Ms ummm bushy is it? What a lovely name for a woman to choose for herself. Sorry I am not biased, I like to know the truth of things and that is very lacking in your "husband" as I'm sure you are aware. I'm sure you know what I mean having him say he took the trash out but didn't. He even convinced "you" that a bunch of people that like a cartoon all dislike him for no reason. Don't know how you put up with a man that needs you to fight his battles, when you look so badly doing it. Apparently they don't have spellcheck in your native tongue, or are you trying to put like an accent on your words or something? Hard to believe writing that horrible is done on accident with spellcheck right there underlining everything. No I do not think you care about the points on your fake account. In fact I think the only thing you care about is talking bad about one group of people. That is all I have seen you do, and that is done poorly without anything creative to be found in it. The problem with "both" of your stories is they don't add up. You can think I'm against you and on their side I don't care. I know my opinion is based solely on the actions I have seen and only I decide to call out a person, nothing can influence me to not like a person without a proof. In this case I feel sorry for the person while disliking their actions. Like how you say you get cussed when making memes yet you only have one meme submitted in your profile. I have seen every comment on every alt even the ones most don't know of yet. Every one has the same thing, nothing but troll comments, gee I wonder why people dislike you?
Your "husband" brought this to everybody's attention by lying to get his meme on the front page. He invited people to look at what's going on so I did, just reading the comments on this meme make things rather obvious. Near the top he is playing the victim, hoping to turn people his way. The more and more he is questioned the nastier he gets. Not able to remain polite for even one memes worth of comments. Then there is you who just makes him look worse, always there to throw insults to cover for when he no longer can think of a witty comeback. I'd think a woman would know better......
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Uh oh looks like jeb caught his woman with ted, ooh ooh a war of the split personalities!
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Ahh... well I personally don't care if you delete or not. Not sure why everyone keeps deleting their accounts and making new ones...
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front page bby
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Kidding obviously ;-) grumpy cat said it, not me
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Ohmaigad
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Delete your account now!
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I love how people upvoted this even though it was made by a troll
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Holy shit . 418 comments and 202 upvotes!
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So, why is everyone calling him a troll? I don't know about any of his "other" accounts, but looking at his images most of them are just political memes aside from one "click the link below" meme. Can someone direct me to other times he's "trolled"?
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I'd like to know the same thing myself. Some of the comments from both sides seem really childish, and I'm wondering what could have happened to make adults act like school children. (Or, in other words, like they're kids my age.)
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did you click that link or not
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Ha, just now I: Upvoted this meme, upvoted every single comment on this meme, and commented on the meme itself. I have done my part to get this meme to the front page. I do not expect to see any more memes by ted cruz once this meme makes it to the front page.

:)
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4 ups, 1 reply
Oh, you'll see more memes by him...but they won't be on the front page...LOL
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*Cough* anonymously *cough*
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There isn't a better feeling when you PROVIDED the bomb.
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Also, I don't really understand this meme?
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You can delete that account now
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https://i.imgflip.com/13z29i.jpg oop
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Oh godamn it
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Delete it then
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This guy is a Satanist...
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The OP is a dipshit, but c'mon, guys, he schooled you. Is this everyone's first day on the internet?
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butthurt, butthurt everywhere
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Pretty much.
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oops nevermind i.imgflip.com/13z29i.jpg (click to show)
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Hello
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Howdy
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It's time you do it.
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https://i.imgflip.com/13z29i.jpg done
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Finished with your trolling yet?
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lol sif
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I have no need for calling in my fellow chat room Anons. I will just have to troll the crap out of you.
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Well since you do own the account, its in your power to do so.
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XD Awesome!!
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i will be watching your account
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https://i.imgflip.com/13z29i.jpg enjoy
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Bye bye :)
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10:15 EST. This meme is currently halfway up the second page
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One thing I gotta ask. What language is that?
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Who are your people though? I'm curious because I've never seen written language like that.
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Well this meme's on the front page
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Check the front page. It's there.
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One down, six, seven, or eight to go...
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NO HOMO
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Uranus
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I know you would love to be up his anus.
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Uranus is a planet with a name everyone uses for euphemisms. He didn't really imply anything like that, but you said something and made it dirty.
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Uncalled for and rude.
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your brony love is uncalled for
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I am proud to type that I have never posted a picture, liked a picture or had any positive reaction to anything that contains "My Little Pony" Thank You.
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This could mean any number of things. It could mean a) your saying your not a brony just because this guy says you are b) you look down on bronies c) you look down on people who openly admit to being bronies. These are just the explanations I could come up with on the spot, but either way, it kinda makes you look like a jerk.
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Key word: Liked. If I wanted to butt-bang them that means I would like them.
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Again, rude and uncalled for. Also, a little childish.
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your brony love is uncalled for, and childish
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Please, define 'brony love'
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hi,
can I be nosy and find out something?
I read that some bornie or something or other people are attacking you (verbaly I suppose) because of what?
if I might ask, what happened?
if it makes you feel better, I'm on your side :D
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He's been trolling the brony memes and harassing them/us, and there's even evidence he has hacked into a few users' Facebook pages
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Pro Tip: imgfllip is a tight-knit community.....if you side with a troll prepare to be flamed.
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Hi Octavia and xspread. SOOO you guys have PROOOF of this?
And xspread is that a threat or a warning. CUz if it is a threat, that's pretty darn mean. Plus I' do well with ignoring burns.....I just stop reading them ;) not being mean, just saying, if tedcruz....if you are getting attacked, why read the comments....also.....whats a brony meme? I'm sorda new. ; :) sorry for my ignorance. (<that might be the wrong word, but I mean the lack of understanding)
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Hi, Flower yes they do have proof....I will try to find the meme were they put all the proof but you would be better off asking Octavia. And NO it was not a threat I am sorry if it came across like that...it was honestly a warning(For the love of god stay away from the witch hunts)..but like I already stated imgflip is a great community....as long as you are nice, don't troll, and you don't side with the obvious trolls. And like I said earlier yes he is troll and no there isnt a go kill yourself post but there is a go [email protected] yourself post
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kk
thanks.
I got what I needed
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
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yeah but so far I haven't seen a post from tedcruz that said 'go ki= yourself'. so wheres the proof, can you give me a link that shows hes being a douche bag?
seriously I just don't want to pre judge, ya know?
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<<The community just upvotes blindly or they think they can get a user deleted or they can see it's a joke. Now, what is really sad is you're a 12 yr old without any sense of humor trying to act tough>>
-tedcruz
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You really are 12 years old trying to act tough. These facts aren't slanderous. Ask your mom. In fact, get your Korean mom on this meme. I'd like to explain it to her
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Ask your mom. In fact, get your Korean mom on this meme.
-tedcruz
wow,thanks tedcruz. you just reminded me that i have no mom. she died 3 years ago
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actualy ted why specify 'korean' who even says y1c2n3 is Korean?
you being racist..
I was on your side now it's starting to be a jerk.
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autocorrect, but it turns out he is Korean after all
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so what your saying is that all Koreans are bad???????
please,we already have one trump. no need for another one.
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I'm not siding with any of you fuktards, but "Korean" is not a race...
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wow mean words my dear random person :/
but yes it is. It's just like saying Chinese or Pilipino. Or like saying 'Irish' or 'white' they are all races. you can't just say they are 'Asian' or 'white' theres different branches....why do you have to call everyone fu#tards? don't you think your being rude
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First of all, how does he knows his Korean?? did he ever tell anyone that his a Korean?? NO!!

Secondly, you don't have the right to call him racist!! You know who are racist?? You new "friends" in here!! They are the one who stereotyping everyone including tedcruz and I. But f**k, you just believes everyone said to you.

And we don't ask you to be our side, you new in here and you already starting to lick people ass here.. geez!! just wanna look cool infront of your new friends. i guess you a jerk too. People who say they a jerk they actually a jerk too.. I'm sure you a mature kid to think which is right or wrong but hell, some people don't get a f**king joke!!

IF YOU STALKERS reading this: You don't accomplish anything.. nobody winning and stop being hypocrites!!

Peace!!
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licky licky, slurpy
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hi tedcruz's alt account,are you having a nice day?
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the Korean kid is trying to chat you up
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Get your carer (not Korean) on this meme! I need to speak to a parental figure!
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make me :)
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GEEZ!calm down!go sleep or something your paranoid!
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*YOU'RE, stop making Korean noise while she trying to sleep!
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You asking me to calm down? Why don't you? You the one who make a big deal out of it.

And here you are calling me paranoid, the last time i check it was you who more paranoid than me.

Check yourself. Thank you.
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Its a warning. You troll, you die.
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https://i.imgflip.com/13z29i.jpg smh
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y u no read
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Congratulations ted, you made the front page.
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Whut dis sai?
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Alright ted, you're currently near the top of page 4
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Nope, page one now.
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When the lowest rated comments are all replies made by the creator, that's when you know there's a troll.
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yes, a bunch of butthurt brony trolls are stalking me downvoting me. It is sad isn't it. just like you
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Yes* me and downvoting* It's* It's sad,* Just* like me.*
Burn.
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Says the stalker who has found out THREE PEOPLES PERSONAL INFORMATION!!! You're a hypocrite!
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I was referring to you as the troll, since you trolled everyone with this meme...
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yes, and I was correcting your mistake
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you were a mistake
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ha!please!you give me mercy,seeing such an ignorant child talk nonsense and do nonsense.previously,you were attacking me for my age. yes delete that i know how it works. but if I'm 12,your 2 or maybe 3 if there's hope. your the definition of "mistake" itself,so please,since your life isn't worth more than a nickel,go kill ur self
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..I give you mercy? .. smh *you're, go tell your mom
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i should probably let the little girl shake her head all she wants :D
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do you even know what mercy means at this point.. did you translate it badly from Korean?
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man,its so fun watching little girl whine! :D
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if you weren't a mistake I might believe you
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You're the definition of a "mistake"
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Looks like its gonna happen
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YAY YOU DID IT
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Hey ted, how old are you?
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I'm already taken
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wasn't asking if you were taken or not, I want to know if you're a kid acting your age or a child in a mans body. Because if your in middle school that would make SOOO much sense.
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Since I can't reply to your other message about "races", you obviously have no idea of the difference between " race" and "nationality".

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..................yeah, alright.
I disagree, but I'm not the fighting type. so i'll say your right and go away.
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*you're

please pay more attention to your spelling before commenting again
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no, I accept my flaws. I can't spell, you know what I'm saying so who cares?
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You're trying to accuse someone being in middle school yet you can't even spell and have apparently given up ever being able to https://i.imgflip.com/147jyp.gif
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Because we demand it.
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Good bye tedcruz
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rip meme account
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Just sitting here thinking, "Wow, and I thought the kids on my were dramatic!"

What happened has happened, and it's useless to keep gabbing about it. Reading the comment section, you'd think there's a whole bunch of middle school kids here fighting. Let's all just live and let live. It'll make things a whole lot easier for everyone. You don't like someone or something on this site, then steer clear of it. And if the trolling stuff is true, then knock it off! BULLIES do that sort of baiting thing just to get a reaction. In my opinion, trolling is the same thing as bullying, so knock it off. It's not funny, and it's not cool. And everyone asking why this guy is still here since he made the front page: Quit asking that. It is incredibly rude and obnoxious. Also, what's the big deal of having an alternate account? What if you like to keep your memes organized and alternate accounts help you do that? I understand telling people off if they're using an alternate to be a jerk, but, if it's just to be organized, or something like that, is it really all that bad?
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Please note, the word 'bus' is missing in my comment. I have no idea how to edit comments. If I have severely affended you, I am sorry, just stating my opinion on the whole mess. If enough people flame my comment, I will take it down. ... If I remember to check, that is.
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Middle School Confirmed
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Thanks! Now, how do you edit comments?
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NO!!!!!!!!!
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You're so right. You made me realize I'm wasting my breath and stooping to his level. I'm going to do what you said and ignore this page :)
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do u realize your trolling on your own page?? the guy who posted star treck guy saying "proof? it's all around you!" is right. Why troll? and I saw that page asking 'mrs cruz' for a pass word link??
why not just get a long with the world, grow up, and be a peaceful human, hmm? I'm not going to verbaly attack you but I will wish you the best of luck...maybe even pray for you. If you want attention why not just be friendly and get friends?????????????
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Please explain yourself in a more succinct manner. You seem very confused and unable to type properly.
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flowerhead is not available,please send your message after the beep.
BEEEEEEEP.
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hello... i hear someone voice.. helloooo...(ding ding ding)
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:D I have a personal messenger? that's awesome!
lol :)
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Hi.. I was responding to Flowerhead but you answered so it's just awkward now.. (click)
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Is that your way to try and make me upset?
Ha
I'm a bad speller so yeah, I suck at typing because every few words is spelt wrong. But who cares? I sure don't. ANYWAY.
How am I confused? you have to be tiered or high not to understand what I was saying. But i'll break it down.
1- You're trolling on your own page.
2- These people are right, you're rude and a troll.
3- You were asking some one for a pass word page, what was that about?
4- If you're wanting attention, act your age. Be nice, people might actually be nice back.
Does that make sense?
oh, yeah I also said I'd pray for you, praying is when you ask god to help (yourself) or someone else. In this case i'll be praying that you act like a man instead of a child.
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Sorry, I'm just seriously not interested and I already have a beautiful wife. I also do not wish to join your congregation. Please stop trying to troll on my page.
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what are you talking about???? who said anything about a congregation? who said I want you? glad you got a wife, don't remember asking. how am I trolling? there right. the guy at the bottom post talking about fighting middle school kids, I'm done here.
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*they're

you seem unable to recognize sarcasm. https://i.imgflip.com/147jv2.gif have you been checked for autism?
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She needs Jesus! She's rambling!
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no, I'm just simply explaining myself to you and apparently I had to break it down for you.
OH!
And I have Jesus, thanks though.
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