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These are a few verses from a short poem I wrote about 9 years ago called "Kitten With A Gun".

These are a few verses from a short poem I wrote about 9 years ago called "Kitten With A Gun". | WHEN I WAS BORN YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER WHEN I OPENED MY EYES I HAD AN ICE COLD STARE; I HAVE AGILITY, REFLEXES, AND FELINE SIGHT YOU KNOW I'LL BE COMING FOR YOU DURING THE NIGHT; SO TO ALL YOU DOGS, MICE, AND RATS IN THIS RACE THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY RIGHT TO YOUR FACE; I HAVE NINE LIVES AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BEWARE YOU MOTHERS...I'M A "KITTEN WITH A GUN" | image tagged in memes,kitten with a gun,kitten,funny cats,funny,poetry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
9,851 views • 126 upvotes • Made by Raydog 8 years ago in fun
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102 Comments
DashHopes
17 ups, 8y,
1 reply
The Rock Driving Meme | WHY IS THERE NO DOGS IN THIS TOWN? KITTEN WITH A GUN | image tagged in memes,the rock driving | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Nice poem :)
Raydog
11 ups, 8y,
4 replies
Thanks Man...the full version, as well as my other works, can be found at AllPoetry.com under the username "Raydog" of course...unfortunately you have to create a free account to view the stuff tho'.
DashHopes
12 ups, 8y,
3 replies
IN THREE WORDS I CAN SUM UP EVERYTHING I'VE LEARNED ABOUT LIFE: IT GOES ON | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Hmmm I used to write poetry and plays at one time. I will check it out and look forward to reading more. At least its an easy name to remember :)
Raydog
14 ups, 8y,
1 reply
NOW I'VE SUNK TO THE DEPTHS OF MEME MAKING | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
DashHopes
12 ups, 8y,
1 reply
I was 1/3 of a way through writing a play and since i've joined here, well need I say more lol
Raydog
13 ups, 8y,
1 reply
DashHopes
14 ups, 8y,
1 reply
The wife complains though
Raydog
11 ups, 8y,
1 reply
[deleted]
11 ups, 8y,
2 replies
reallyitsjohn
8 ups, 8y,
1 reply
TH3_H4CK3R
2 ups, 8y
Raydog
7 ups, 8y
Raydog
9 ups, 8y,
2 replies
It's just a few poems and a short story I wrote about a failed relationship...My best poem by far, is "The Mid Summer Heat". I won a contest with that, as well as my short story "Sarah's Garden".
DashHopes
8 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Now I must find the time to read these. I had a poem published like 20 years ago. Maybe I'll meme it one day.
Raydog
7 ups, 8y,
1 reply
I've been told that I should try to get "The Mid Summer Heat" published but I've never pursued it.
DashHopes
7 ups, 8y,
1 reply
You only love once so you should do it! Tried to register on AllPoetry.com but seems I need a poem on hand to join. Guess I could do a roses are red one for now lol
PraytheReyAway
5 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Grumpy Cat's feeling unusually generous today, so you can have his :)
DashHopes
3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
reallyitsjohn
5 ups, 8y,
1 reply
DashHopes
2 ups, 8y
DashHopes
6 ups, 8y,
2 replies
I"m on and found you
Raydog
6 ups, 8y
I did most of that stuff 7-8 years ago
Raydog
6 ups, 8y,
1 reply
So what did you think? Not a pro by any means but I try.
DashHopes
6 ups, 8y
I like what I read! I had to walk the dogs and daughter took over tv so I've lost the computer. You should definitely go for getting some published
reallyitsjohn
4 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Obla dee, Obla da
DashHopes
5 ups, 8y
Ha I missed you
[deleted]
2 ups, 8y,
1 reply
I'll be checking it out.
Raydog
2 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Thank you...I hope you like it.
[deleted]
2 ups, 8y
I enjoyed reading your writing. Who knew you were such a romantic? I wrote a poem about overgrown toenails to get in. Writing poetry was more fun than I expected.
[deleted]
1 up, 8y,
1 reply
It seems like you have to submit a poem to register.
Raydog
1 up, 8y,
1 reply
Yeah, but it can be any kind of quicky poem.
[deleted]
1 up, 8y,
1 reply
I checked out your poems and left some comments
Raydog
1 up, 8y
Thanks Man
Ezi0
1 up, 8y,
1 reply
Read it. Nice poem, I like it.
Raydog
0 ups, 8y
Thanks Man.
Tacorion
11 ups, 8y,
2 replies
Did you hear that dragon kid deleted his account?
Raydog
7 ups, 8y,
3 replies
illregretthisname
6 ups, 8y
Wienerdawg
5 ups, 8y
You know you'll be lost without him!
[deleted]
1 up, 8y,
1 reply
Heh, 7-ups.
Raydog
0 ups, 8y
I'm obviously not the only one who won't miss him.
[deleted]
2 ups, 8y
Really? Maybe popularity (or infamy) got to him.
SpiritGuardianTaylor
11 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Raydog
12 ups, 8y,
4 replies
SpiritGuardianTaylor
11 ups, 8y
Evilmandoevil
9 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Lol
Raydog
5 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Evilmandoevil
5 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Lol
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Evilmandoevil
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Ha ha...lol...
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Evilmandoevil
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Ok, I guess....getting seriously bored....have you been working? I imagine you have ...not that you do anything other than drive Ponies all over the country and stop at Pony Porn Studios.....
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Evilmandoevil
1 up, 4y
It’s still on the road! Great job, Trixie!! Lol
ZacharyWilson
4 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Raydog you better watch out the kitten with a gun is coming for you it says that there is only space for 1 in this memiverse
Raydog
4 ups, 8y
Wizeasser
3 ups, 8y
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WHEN I WAS BORN YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER WHEN I OPENED MY EYES I HAD AN ICE COLD STARE; I HAVE AGILITY, REFLEXES, AND FELINE SIGHT YOU KNOW I'LL BE COMING FOR YOU DURING THE NIGHT; SO TO ALL YOU DOGS, MICE, AND RATS IN THIS RACE THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY RIGHT TO YOUR FACE; I HAVE NINE LIVES AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BEWARE YOU MOTHERS...I'M A "KITTEN WITH A GUN"