These are a few verses from a short poem I wrote about 9 years ago called "Kitten With A Gun".

These are a few verses from a short poem I wrote about 9 years ago called "Kitten With A Gun". | WHEN I WAS BORN YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER WHEN I OPENED MY EYES I HAD AN ICE COLD STARE I HAVE AGILITY, REFLEXES, AND FELINE SIGHT YOU KNOW I | image tagged in memes,kitten with a gun,kitten,funny cats,funny,poetry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
7,299 views, 120 upvotes, Made by Raydog 22 months ago memeskitten with a gunkittenfunny catsfunnypoetry
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The Rock Driving Meme | WHY IS THERE NO DOGS IN THIS TOWN? KITTEN WITH A GUN | image tagged in memes,the rock driving | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Nice poem :)
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Thanks Man...the full version, as well as my other works, can be found at AllPoetry.com under the username "Raydog" of course...unfortunately you have to create a free account to view the stuff tho'.
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IN THREE WORDS I CAN SUM UP EVERYTHING I'VE LEARNED ABOUT LIFE: IT GOES ON | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Hmmm I used to write poetry and plays at one time. I will check it out and look forward to reading more. At least its an easy name to remember :)
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NOW I'VE SUNK TO THE DEPTHS OF MEME MAKING | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Aint Nobody Got Time For That Meme | WRITING POETRY AND PLAYS AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT | image tagged in memes,aint nobody got time for that | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I was 1/3 of a way through writing a play and since i've joined here, well need I say more lol
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YOU GOT ADDICTED TO IMGFLIP AND THERE AIN'T NO SHAME IN THAT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The wife complains though
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It's just a few poems and a short story I wrote about a failed relationship...My best poem by far, is "The Mid Summer Heat". I won a contest with that, as well as my short story "Sarah's Garden".
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7 ups, 1 reply
Now I must find the time to read these. I had a poem published like 20 years ago. Maybe I'll meme it one day.
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7 ups, 1 reply
I've been told that I should try to get "The Mid Summer Heat" published but I've never pursued it.
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You only love once so you should do it! Tried to register on AllPoetry.com but seems I need a poem on hand to join. Guess I could do a roses are red one for now lol
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Grumpy Cat's feeling unusually generous today, so you can have his :)
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I"m on and found you
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I did most of that stuff 7-8 years ago
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5 ups, 1 reply
So what did you think? Not a pro by any means but I try.
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I like what I read! I had to walk the dogs and daughter took over tv so I've lost the computer. You should definitely go for getting some published
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Obla dee, Obla da
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Ha I missed you
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I'll be checking it out.
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Thank you...I hope you like it.
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I enjoyed reading your writing. Who knew you were such a romantic? I wrote a poem about overgrown toenails to get in. Writing poetry was more fun than I expected.
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It seems like you have to submit a poem to register.
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Yeah, but it can be any kind of quicky poem.
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I checked out your poems and left some comments
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Thanks Man
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Read it. Nice poem, I like it.
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Thanks Man.
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Did you hear that dragon kid deleted his account?
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You know you'll be lost without him!
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Heh, 7-ups.
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I'm obviously not the only one who won't miss him.
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2 ups
Really? Maybe popularity (or infamy) got to him.
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Lol
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Lol
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Raydog you better watch out the kitten with a gun is coming for you it says that there is only space for 1 in this memiverse
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I'm not a black cat, but when I cross your path
You'll feel the full force of my vengeance and wrath

My face is a blank stare, you'll see no hate
Just know that you can't run from this three oh eight

You'll soon be dead, it's the close for you, kiddo
But I'm not such a bad guy, I'll send a rose to your widow

Don't take it personal, you're just a mission to me
I'm sure your wife will move on, there are other fish in the sea

The victor is me, all you'll know is defeat
Which is why I will leave you dead and cold in the street

You can whine all you want, and bark at the moon
But all you'll be seeing Is darkness and soon

You're taking a bow as they're dropping the curtain
It's the path that I chose; there's no stopping for certain

As your blood leaves your body, and your taking your last breath
There's no one to hear you if you pray for a fast death

And once this night's over I'm turning the page
And on to my next mission, burning with rage

Better warn all your buddies, a word to the wise
To keep watching their backs for the fur when it flies
When they're scanning the rooftops or observing the skies
They won't see me coming, or discern my disguise
All I can say is this: they're in for a surprise
As another hot slug strikes a cur in the eyes
A eulogy's decent and a sermon is nice
But the best sound of all is from a vermin that dies

Meow =^_^=
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Thank you! I've thought about writing rap lyrics, and I even like to think up compound rhymes while I'm driving down the road :)
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Nice poem bro. Who knew that 8 years later you'd be making memes? And you should definitely publish that other poem. (Who knows, maybe you'll roll in enough dough to make your own meme site :P) I'm a self-proclaimed cartoonist, and this meme has inspired me to *possibly* post one here lel. Thanks for sharing!
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6 ups, 1 reply
Thanks Bro...by all means, please do post some of your cartoons...
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I like this meme a lot! I never knew you a poet! You're a man of many talents, particularly memes! Great job my friend! :)
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I'm not a poet per se, I just like to write when the urge hits me. I actually haven't written anything since I joined that site but I can still jot something down real quick when the need arises...this is why I enjoy the occasional rhyming meme threads and why I do them well. Brings out the rhyming bug in me. ;)
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Poet or not, you certainly are a wordsmith. Your memes show that you're well versed! I am not so skilled, my dyslexia and having been a Marine disqualify me. Now, I am a caustic, sarcastic, witty at times son of a b**ch, but I do wish I had a better command of language skills. I damn near failed English class from 1-12th grade, I hated it with a passion! I have a extraordinarily hard time putting my thoughts on to paper. Which is probably why I just blurt out whatever is on the top of my head with stopping and thinking about the consequences! I've paid dearly for it, but then again, I just don't care in the first place. I enjoy your memes very much, great job shithead, I'm mean Raydog! :)
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I've always been fairly good at writing...my english teachers thought it was a shame that I really HATED writing essays and long term papers, but I still do to this day. Now, since I'm usually high when I make memes, that's why I misspell shit sometimes and make common grammar mistakes...I say "f**k it holmes", if you got your point across, then it's all good to me. I don't care about grammar mistakes, they don't keep memes from getting popular.
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Lol. Yea, I get Grammar Nazied rather often, sometimes I glad because I completely missed the mistake, other times I could care less if they were hit by a truck. But mostly it's one of the guys/gals just ribbing you so that's cool, I try not to miss an opportunity Shithead, I mean Mr. Shithead! Lol. You're always a really good sport about it all which makes you and the others so much fun! :)
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Raydog. I have a YouTube where I do guitar covers of songs.. Can I make up a tune for this and make it into a song and post it on there?
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Woo! I'll have it out by Monday morning, boss.
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8 ups, 1 reply
Nice one amigo!
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10 ups, 1 reply
Thanks Bro...
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Well played! :)
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Submittable meme right there.
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Not bad. . .
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Thanks...keep in mind that this is not the full version of the poem, just the meme version. LOL
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xD
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4 ups, 1 reply
You're pretty freaking good. I think I'm going to make another Internet-themed song parody now... You've inspired me to make another "Bohemian Spamsody" or "Spamerican Pie".
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Here. I eventually settled on Stairway to Heaven, because Led Zeppelin.
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That would be disturbing if it was written by a nine year old...LOL
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I'm back, Raydog!
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I talked to Lynch on facebook, here's why I deleted my account: https://imgflip.com/i/13qamu

I asked my parents to by me a cheap computer, so they did. I shouldn't have deleted my account though...
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Your wish has been granted: https://imgflip.com/i/13rqca
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Maybe you've been going to the wrong school...
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WHEN I WAS BORN YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER WHEN I OPENED MY EYES I HAD AN ICE COLD STARE; I HAVE AGILITY, REFLEXES, AND FELINE SIGHT YOU KNOW I'LL BE COMING FOR YOU DURING THE NIGHT; SO TO ALL YOU DOGS, MICE, AND RATS IN THIS RACE THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY RIGHT TO YOUR FACE; I HAVE NINE LIVES AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BEWARE YOU MOTHERS...I'M A "KITTEN WITH A GUN"
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