What's the Cheesiest Line You've Heard?

Thanks! Where have you been? Haven't seen anything new lately...

Bin swamped at work. A few more days n it'll cool down for me. My creative juices have been sucked outta me......for now.

Your work is "sucking" your "juices"
What exactly is your job?

That's a good answer, but it's to clean. I was trying to (jokingly) imply something along the lines of sperm donor or make prostitute.

You're mean

Maybe so, but allow me to compliment you on your correct use of the word YOU'RE

That one was a stinker...lol. Good luck getting a date with that!

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl: No, but I grazed my knee climbing out of hell.

*face palms* That's the last time I make a meme without scrolling through the comments first

I expected more jokes :(

Agreed. How about...

That's a good one lol.

A buddy of mine works as a bartender, and came up with this one when he was bored; "'ey, gurl. You a keg, 'cause I'd tap you aaaaaaaaaaaall niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

Good one!!

Whenever someone uses a cheesy pickup line on me, I manage to scare them off somehow ;)

Nyeh!

Tibia honest, I don't find his jokes very punny. They get a little tiresome when he overuses the same ones a skele-ton.

Donald Trump's Best Pick-Up Lines Ever: imgflip.com/i/13jvwh Make One!

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Couldn't think of a comeback, so here's Chester imitating Tony the Tiger