Escalators.

thanks for citing to the author of the quote, may MH RIP.

He was awesome....I miss mitch.

Yeah! Mitch Hedberg! I recognized it, too

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Oh no... the troll is coming!

Thanks. /smh

Olympian made it, not me lol

Thanks, but ted gets full credit (He made it all by himself!)

No, let's steal his credit, as far as we know, you made that lol

I stole more credit, check the meme stream

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Dab

you don't say

lol

How many times have I seen a stopped escalator blocked off with "Temporarily out of order" signs?????

That's just a blatant lie to save on electric bills.

lol

*have