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How John Madden would illustrate urinal etiquette.

How John Madden would illustrate urinal etiquette. | MAY BE USED BY ANYONE WHO DOESN'T MIND A LITTLE SPLASJ ON SHOES; MUST BE USED WHEN THE OTHER  IS IN USE; MUST NEVER BE USED WHEN OTHERS ARE EMPTY; ALL ARE NO-AUDIBLE-FART ZONES WHEN ADJOINING IS OCCUPIED; WEINER MUST STAY IN FRONT OF YELLOW LINE | image tagged in memes,funny,urinal ettiquitte,ahhhhhhhh | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
11,520 views 22 upvotes Made by reallyitsjohn 8 years ago in fun
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6 ups, 8y,
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ALSO WRONG, SO VERY WRONG! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 8y
YOU'RE DAMNED SKIPPY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3 ups, 8y,
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WHAT??? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5 ups, 8y,
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Ha ha ha. My 3 yr old nephew pees like that. Usually in the street, Infront of neighbours tho.
3 ups, 8y
Me too, until I gave up tequilla.
6 ups, 8y,
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When I saw this meme as a comment, I was hoping that you would submit it :)
4 ups, 8y,
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Thanks!!! I usually just let comments be comments, but I got a few chuckles making it and I had nothing else sooooo... :)
5 ups, 8y,
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I'm sending it to my son. The funny thing is...every bit of it is true! Can't stand when some ignoramus takes the middle of three urinals when the others are unoccupied. Seems like they are just looking for company. And, being tall, I try to avoid the handicap urinal if possible; although it would help avoid bottoming out so much...lol
4 ups, 8y
Funny story, I had this conversation with someone at work a few years back. Several days late he was using the middle of 7 urinals. I walked up to the one next to him and he slid over one, and we repeated. Then he finally looked over to see who it was and we both busted up and took opposite ends :)
6 ups, 8y,
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2 ups, 8y,
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4 ups, 8y,
1 reply
3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
4 ups, 8y
5 ups, 8y,
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5 ups, 8y,
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4 ups, 8y,
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3 ups, 8y,
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Ok...you win this one dude...I'm not even trying to go look for a picture to beat that one...LOL
4 ups, 8y
Ha ha! Me either!
4 ups, 8y
3 ups, 8y,
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3 ups, 8y
3 ups, 8y,
3 replies
But......
3 ups, 8y
Roflmfao!!!
2 ups, 8y
ummm, yeah?
2 ups, 8y
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MAY BE USED BY ANYONE WHO DOESN'T MIND A LITTLE SPLASJ ON SHOES; MUST BE USED WHEN THE OTHER IS IN USE; MUST NEVER BE USED WHEN OTHERS ARE EMPTY; ALL ARE NO-AUDIBLE-FART ZONES WHEN ADJOINING IS OCCUPIED; WEINER MUST STAY IN FRONT OF YELLOW LINE