Polar Problem

Those evil conspirators, destroying Greenland and melting all the icecaps to trick us into thinking we should give a damn about the health of the planet we live on! Damn them!

ikr, obviously the agenda is to sell us premium land with clean air. the prices of smog saturated wasteland is much more affordable.

Greenhouse gasses? I've yet to see any proff this so-called "ozone layer" exists! It's all just a conspiracy made up by the EU to sell you more expensive hairspray that caises your brain to be more susceptible to the Reptilian radio waves!

I love your sarcasm, man!

And how, pray tell, did they manage to capture a polar bear and drop it on such a tiny piece of ice with a helicopter?