See my comment below. I am the King of Scumbags.

I'm angry at you for pulling a prank like that, but I'm really relieved to hear you're alive.

I figured that would be the reaction. :|

I'm not angry, I think it's funny! I didn't even believe it before, that's why I never wrote my condolences. (though it would be sad if you ever actually died, 'cause I like you).

Well, if I actually die, it won't be announced on April 1st. :)

You got some heat for that, but you were right. :)

i was about to give up and say he is dead so that my reputation wont be ruined.:D

How would you know?

Sorry. Yes. It is true. I, Luke [last name] am not actually dead. It was really just a harsh, cruel, and frankly stupid prank.
The meme I made 3 days before April Fools Day technically contained no false statements. My brother really did type that. (I was in LA for something about my job, and I stayed with my family while I was there.) However, WHEN exactly the events took place was intentionally left so so as to gave the overwhelming implication that I was in serious danger of dying. I have indeed been in a car accident, and I have been rushed to the hospital with a fractured skull (etc.), though the latter event was not due to the former.
So, you people probably hate me now. You wished your condolences on my family and mourned the loss of a fellow memer.
I don't take that lightly. We were able to see how this site would respond to such a thing. It was touching, and I thank you people not for my sake, but for the sake of someone here who dies, knowing that they and their family would get such a response.
I don't advise pulling off something like this, and I'm never going to go this far ever again. My prank for next year will be mild, if indeed I decide to do one.
You're probably very upset. I don't blame you. If you want to try and get me back, you can go here imgflip.com/user-images/XenusianSoldier to downvote everything I've made here.
You guys are the greatest, and I hope it won't be too long before we can all have a good laugh about this (if that's ever possible).
So have a great day. Once again, I'm sorry about this whole thing.

Im very confused but glad you are still with us

That picture severely misrepresents my power. You're trying to make me appear weak.

Sea-based battleships are rather weak in the Xenusian military. My assignment is an interplanetary power cruiser. I'm in the long-range communications division. I have access to special communicators, which is why I'm able to connect to your internet from this arm of the galaxy. For the record, yes, I'm in the Milky Way too.

Is that guy related to Peyton Meyer?

My death was highly exaggerated. :D

Same

I'm just gonna pretend you are dead from now on. :)

I hate to admit this y1c2n3, but you were...

No, I didn't vote on them, I just passed them, I went back just now and gave you your upvotes!

i was just kidding about the downvote part!(i know i have horrible humor)

Are you serious?

You asshole :D I knew you weren't. Why would your brother make memes about your death on a meme website? (my cousin is named Luke btw)

The appropriate amount would make my computer crash.

good >:)
and to be honest the prank was executed amazingly.
you used the "one does not simply" template like someone who doesn't really go onto the site and you didnt change the title
Using your real first name and acting like he was your brother was smart
Adding an event that actually happened to you was smart
And finally, taking a small break was also smart because of said event.

Overall: 9 punches in the groin out of 10

:D
Yeah, I planned all of that out, and actually, my brother really DID type that (see my comment near the top).
Good thing I wear a metal cup...

OVER 9000!!!!!

Well, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
But I'm happy that you're alive.
But, seriously,
DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN!

Actually, I'm thinking it over.
That was a cruel joke that worried thousands of people.
SO DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

;)

Oh thanks, now I feel REALLY bad.

;)

Ugh, totally gotten. You're shit better be REALLY FUNNY from here on out. Anyway glad to hear you're still alive, so we can come kill you. :)

Mother fu@ker! Hah! Ouch!