I DON'T ALWAYS LIE; BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ABOUT TAKING MONEY FROM BIG OIL COMPANIES, MY CLOSE TIES TO WALL STREET BANKERS, SIR EDMUND HILLARY, MY EMAIL SERVER, BENGHAZI, MY VOTING RECORD, MY OPPONENT'S VOTING RECORD, NAFTA, LANDING UNDER SNIPER FIRE IN BOSNIA, WHAT YEAR MY ANCESTORS IMMIGRATED HERE, ANY RANDOM BULLSHIT I CAN THINK OF TH AT WILL CON VINCE YOU TO VOTE FOR ME OR KEEP ME OUT OF J AIL
