But it's true, right? They'll be running across a grassy field and they'll just fall on their face all of a sudden like they forgot how to run.
And then instead of trying to get up straight away, they turn onto their back, lift themselves up on their elbows to get a look at the guy running at them, and scream and gasp for a while. Then maybe scrabble backwards like that as he approaches.
I mean I know grassy fields can be uneven, but they're not that bad lol.