Walking The Line

Why did the chicken cross the road?

She saw the ducks were coming and wanted to do it while she still had a chance.

It needs some theme music. Something like, "The Elephant Walk" ?

Theme from the Benny Hill Show - Yakety Sax ?

Their moving too slow though.

chicken dance?

Could very well be.

Like in the program, Imagine the prossession sped up

But then where would be the quaking bosoms that we all stared up close at the screen hoping something would slip out even though obviously it wouldn't after watching it for the gazillionth time?

So true

Wait, was anything shown over there, because the way they censor stuff here, I was never quite sure if I was missing something on account of being on this side of the lake,,,

It was the 1970's ... Different times 😮

So there was nudity shown on it over there?

Not 'full frontal' even then

Ok, at least now I know I didn't miss anything. It was glorious enough as is anyways.

They haven't showed it here in ages, I had read that it got flock and it's final years over there. It was a funny show. I have the worst memory, but that John Wayne one they did was art. "Jolly gee willikers, Paul" I'd go around saying that to people. I'm laughing right now. And when the faux Native American one spoke...

Oddly, I never thought much of it at the time ... Even now on Youtube, my attitude had changed

You are so stupid