Baboon Forskin Factorization - Flick7 mix (slowed + reverb)
[Verse 1]
I did the math, it took a blink
Two plus two, yeah I didn’t even think
Wrote down “4” with a confident grin
Teacher turned around like I just sinned
Said “Hold up kid, what did you DO?”
“Where’s your steps? Where’s page 1 through 2?”
I said “It’s basic…” she said “No it’s not—
You skipped the ritual we just got taught!”
[Pre-Chorus]
You gotta break it down, expand the form
Summon equations in a perfect storm
If you don’t write it, it don’t exist
Welcome to the method abyss
[Chorus]
🎶 Baboon foreskin factorization
470 steps for simple equations
You got the answer? Doesn’t matter bro
If it ain’t written, it don’t count though 🎶
🎶 Rewrite, recheck, annotate the air
Draw a box, circle something, act like you care
Two plus two? Nah that’s too quick for me—
Where’s your WORK? Show your PROCESS please 🎶
[Verse 2]
Step one: define what numbers mean
Step two: explain what “plus” has been
Step three: draw four apples real nice
Step four: label each one twice
Step five: reflect on your strategy
Step six: cite ancient math history
By step 200 you’re losing your will
By step 470… “Okay now it’s 4 still”
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t rush the grind, embrace the pain
Write it again… and again… and again
Your answer’s right? That’s cool, that’s fine
But did you document the divine?
[Chorus]
🎶 Baboon foreskin factorization
Overcomplicated education
You got it right? Well congratulations—
Now do it again with more explanation 🎶
🎶 Highlight, underline, make it look neat
Add unnecessary graphs for the feat
Two plus two? Yeah we know it’s four—
But show us 12 pages… just to be sure 🎶
[Bridge] (slows down, dramatic)
If Einstein walked in, solved it fast…
They’d still say “bro you failed the class”
‘Cause brilliance means nothing in this domain
If you don’t write a whole essay for 2 + 2’s name
[Final Chorus] (more chaotic)
🎶 BABOON FORESKIN FACTORIZATION
THE MOST ELITE OF CALCULATIONS
TURN ONE STEP INTO A THESIS PAPER—
NOW DEFEND IT LIKE A GRADUATION 🎶
🎶 You thought math was logic? Nah that’s a lie
It’s handwriting rituals till you wanna cry
Two plus two? Yeah we BEEN knew—
But where’s your WORK?? I’m FAILING YOU 🎶
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