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You Gonna Die

1,002 views 43 upvotes Made by TrustiGoat 3 weeks ago in Dark_humour
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4 ups, 3w,
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I'm glad your doctor believes in an afterlife. So do I.

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and you'll go to Heaven when you die.
1 up, 3w,
2 replies
The Bible does not say that if you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, then you will go to Heaven when you die.
1 up, 3w,
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John 3:16 (KJV): "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life".

Acts 16:31 (KJV): "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house".

Why don't those two verses count?
0 ups, 3w
They don't mention Heaven.
0 ups, 2w
▶️ "Xenonailing

John 3:16 (KJV): "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"."

Just don't tell her Nephilim. God's actual sons not written by a Roman a century after Jesus are going to get a little bit miffed.
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
Actually you're not fully correct... You actually have to believe in him AND have faith with works
1 up, 2w,
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The verse isn't actually implying that you have to know he exists. In this case, "believes" means "follows'
0 ups, 2w
That is true
1 up, 2w,
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Me when christing it so hard that I inject jesus into everything I see like steroids
0 ups, 2w
Kind of like Popeye when he "eats me spinach''
0 ups, 2w
With only 144,000 Sainted Chosen (those are Jews to you and me) and a handful of gentiles judged on the goodness of their works to enter the Pearly Gates, there sure is not much of a guarantee for a spot on that line.

For a little perspective, that's 60,000 less than the amount of babies that get aborted worldwide annually.

As for the billions and billions of Christians since way back when, hope they didn't pack too much in that suitcase.
1 up, 3w,
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1 up, 2w,
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1 up, 2w,
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Definitely
1 up, 2w
0 ups, 3w
and in general annoying
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
0 ups, 2w
Thanks
1 up, 3w
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