Winter Frost announcment

Take him to the back of the bus and grab the sharpest object in the area
Stab him in the upper left part of his chest because thats where the heart is

*noted&

london moment

This is not okie-dokie.

Calmly yet sternly tell him to never do that again - if he ignores your warning and cat-calls you again, go absolute ape-shit upon the menace. Shed no mercy, send him to the shades. You have my express permission.

>=3c

Good idea

1) Put a sharp weapon in your pocket (Preferably a knife)
2) Tell him to follow you to the bathroom
3) When both of you are in the bathroom, stab him in the heart.
4) Position him on the toilet, lock the door, and cover up the blood with paper towel or toilet paper.
5) Flush the paper towel / Toilet paper down the toilet once done cleaning up the mess.
6) Tell no one about it. Forget it.

Done.

If they do find the body, they will likely connect it to another suspect because police are so stupid (no offense).

Banana peel

Classic

:3

=3

phone me up ;3 that's all you need

that is absolutly awful, anyway, killing is temperary, pain is eternal, acid on him

Defenestration

=3

Basically what Mr.AntTenna said.

Another option is you can put them in a chokehold for 3-4 minutes but you’ll have to be stronger than them or make it extremely hard to break free, plus you have to watch out for if they bite/have their own weapon.

A third option is that if you have a rock or other significantly heavy object (or a bag with enough velocity), you could potentially kill them or incapacitate them though “blunt force trauma” (fancy way of saying caving in their skull). This may take multiple hits and powerful and allow time for retaliation so be careful, you may be better off aiming for the chest first in this case.

Technically not legal in your country but your fourth option is gun.

nail him to a cross for his degeneracy

The smelling nice part is okay

Oh but then we have unwanted sexual compliments
Let me at em 3:<

Kill that guy

did he say something like
"your ass is so good I bet you shit so well"

Tf

Read the first part
Assumed it was gonna be nice
Then I read the other half of what he said
Wtf

>=(

are u mad at me

At him

real

Yeah

WHAT THE F**K

Agreed
LIKE WHAT

imma give that guy smth that my friends call "the peanut butter jelly torcher method"

??

you slather him in boiling jelly, and force feed him peanut budder

Interesting

Hit him on the head with a bat

Lovely

throw a rock at his head,

Sounds fun