Machine

Peak

Oh yeah I forgot scientists literally discovered how did make a gold for 0.000000000000000000000001 seconds and technically have almost a money making machine

real

What the f**k is all of funding going too

real

I shit you not ... Literally billions of dollars of our government funding goes to balloon animals... F**KING BALLOON ANIMALS IM NOT LYING

vro calm down lmao

Oh no I'm just mad... Of what it has come toi

And it's our money we paid for taxes

real

Is it like these two?

no those are street_rat's

Ooh.. but you said it's a cat

those ocs are not mine lmao

Oh I thought they were

sybau

aint falling for the ragebait vro

that wasnt a ragebait??

ok then, have a great day

the government:

Meanwhile....

okay, I don’t understand: why would you make a massive machine, spend millions of dollars on it, and spend years on it: so we can…smash particles? really, we could’ve done something way better, like feeding the poor, or research more into fixing diseases, or just make the world better, BUT INSTEAD THESE PEOPLE WHO SPENT LIFE TIMES OF LIFE TIMES DOING THIS, JUST FOR IT TO NOT WORK, BLOW UP, KILL ALOT OF PEOPLE, OR JUST MAKE A RANDOM PEICE OF BULL DROPPING THAT JUST SMASHES PARTICLES.
Seriously. Why.

Our tax dollars hard at work

Young Sheldon ahh

ye the new color "olo"

I could use that money to make a giant lawnmower that genocides rapists

Fr

It’s an interesting particle, okay.

LHC lore

If it’s gone that fast they won’t see it because the frame rate is too slow

9 yrs is an underestimate 😭

.0005 seconds is a gross overstatement

element 119 release window when?

fr

what's so amazing about a particle dissapearing? they dissapear all the time.

L

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lp4E3Jm2qTo

somethings missing here

Wdym

theres no “anti horny spray” label