Real

your honor a fire extinguisher was not one of the pieces of evidence found on the scene

order in the court shut the f**k up

Sorry your honor but please consider the evidence

"Your honor, my client did not see the speed limit sign because at 371 miles per hour, the sign is not visible to the human eye."

Lol

technically we are made of atoms that are billions of years old therefore the client is billions of years old and I’m willing to bet some of those atoms were in a dog and a dog has slowed vision therefore the client was able to see the sign so your client was speeding and saw the sign case closed

I win

oh my god, the yapping levels are high as frick

That’s the f**king poibt

yes

technically we are made of atoms that are billions of years old therfore the is billions of years old and I’m willing to bet some of those atoms were in a dog and a dog has slowed vision therfore the client was able to see the sign so your client was speeding and saw the sign case closed

OBJECTION! After several tests, the medical professionals have concluded the the atoms in my client were as following: a rock, 86 blades of grass, a cooking knife, the lungs of a bat, a dented water bottle, a dead star, and crack cocaine.

Nah, stop yapping bro he is innocent

Agreed buuuttt

While he was in the car was in the car technically we are made of atoms that are billions of years old therfore the is billions of years old and I’m willing to bet some of those atoms were in a dog and a dog has slowed vision therfore the client was able to see the sign so your client was speeding and saw the sign case closed

I have fire resistance underwhere

took me a second but...

Lol

Ts old gng

ok crodie

Your honor…
You’re obviously gaslighting my client I can see the stains on his pants….

repost

Yes

the prosecutor isn't lying either

"Your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client here is an innocent child"

If you know you know

ONLY TWO COMMENTS? THIS AMAZING PUN NEEDS MORE ATTENTION!

I also saw your description, if opu like anime then you are more than welcome to use the anime stream, we are pretty much dead now, only around 10 of us are left.

Ok then 👍

This has been used in the fun stream over 1,000 times already.

What

yes

This is actually one of the best memes I've ever seen.

Witawy

Qui est elles

who are you

Ok bro