Absolute truth! Unfortunately, they will vote for her anyway, then when the draft is implemented, beg mommy to hide them in the basement with a four-year supply of hot pockets.
YOUNGSTERS,
DON'T VOTE FOR
COMRADE KAMALA! FIRST, SHE'LL CENSOR
YOUR FAVORITE SOCIAL
MEDIA PLATFORM. THEN, SHE'LL DRAFT YOU
TO DIE IN A MEANINGLESS,
FOREIGN WAR.