average black Friday sale

ha, look familiar? scenes like this are happening ALL over the galaxy, you could be next, that is unless you make the most important decision of your life, *snap to super earth flag* prove to yourself that you have the strength and the courage to be free.
Join. The Helldivers.
[[BECOME PART OF AN ELITE PEACEKEEPING FORCE]]
[[*EPIC MUSIC FOLLOWED BY GUNSHOTS* SEE EXOTIC NEW LIFEFORMS]]
[[and spread managed DEMOCRACY throughout the galaxy]]
[[Become a HERO, become a LEGEND, become a HELLDIVER.]]

The Helldivers training program has approximately a 23% survival rate. The life expectancy of a Helldiver is approximately 2 minutes after deployment.

damn i had a long life then. (to clarify i lasted 10 minutes after deployment before getting gaggle f**ked by a nuclear bomb)

dont worry, its only an average. I saw someone last 10 seconds to only get shot down immediately.

man i saw someone get hit by a f**king rocket the second he got out of his drop pod

[[cool pose at the end]]

f**k yeah

Yo dudes, The Empire is pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something

i mean what if the empire just re built the Deathstar in the helldivers universe and shot every bug infested planet?

Hmm, perhaps.
I actually don't know anything about Helldivers, my brother tried to tell me once but I wasn't listening

real... well if you want i could give you a breif run down of what it is

star trek reference

no not even close

POV: World War III fighting for items

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What

lmao i didnt even go shopping on black friday
i was at a hockey game

average blm protest

Where did the chairs come from

Stuff like this is why I was always deathly afraid to work Black Friday. Now that I don't work in retail, all I can really say is, not my problem anymore.

Average? That's tame!

This is why I don't shop on Black Friday. I don't want to watch everyone descend into anarchy if I'm only ten feet away.

those chairs flying tho... someone got sniped

hehe, guy get chair on head

why have to make psn acnt :(

“This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny”

Real

stop following me

my mom got me an ipod on black friday and it was 75% off
after that fateful day the CIA tried to hire her

"It's a mad, mad world!"
I'm on my Dark Deception shit right now.

SHOOOOPAAAABOOOOEEEYYY

SHOOOOPAAAABOOOOEEEYYY

SHOOOOPAAAABOOOOEEYYY

That dud and the beginning got absolutely PWNED by that sentient flying chair but he just got back up and kept going

*dude

**at

"you're not supposed to throw chairs, jason"

Someone got sniped with that last red chair

Seems like a normal free Palestine protest to me