"Even though you've met them in real life, and have been best friends since kindergarten doesn't mean they aren't an old man trying to hack your bank account"
-Literally every mom ever
"Honey even though you've known them since preschool, met them in real life, and follow eachother on websites doesn't mean their a 70 year old man trying to get your important info."
-Literally every single mom for no reason whatsoever
"Just because they're literally your twin brother, and you've known each other since before birth doesn't mean they're not a 90 year old man trying to steal your identity"
-Every single mom in the entire universe for no reason at all
Moms- bud even though you were born at the same hospital and have been friends before you were born I can guarantee that he is trying to steal everything you have