On my way to shreks pizza

Chuck Norris approves

time to find "Donkey's pizza"

https://c.tenor.com/a_n-FxLanOgAAAAM/gangsta-paradise-scp049.gif

Bad news guys, it's not open anymore.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay
I'm gonna run faster than the speed of light
and rewind time

OK do that if you like your body being torn apart by gravitational forces

Actually I do

wanna join me?

errrrrr no

But it'll be fun..!

actually its physically impossible to go back in time, even by running faster than the speed of light (also impossible)

Wrong, sir.
Light travels at the speed of light.

But time isn't frozen for it

Testify

but since time is frozen for anything that travels at the speed of light, shouldn't that give it hyperspeed?

Time isn't frozen for anything travelling at the speed of light, nothing CAN travel at the speed of light.

which makes the true speed of light obscure, as it may go at an infinite rate, but we can only perceive as 8 minutes per astronomical unit.

time slows down the faster one goes, stopping at the speed of light.
Therefore our best form of teleportation would be finding a way to temporarily move at such.
It also makes me question if light is affected by time...
I know for sure this due to the fact that clocks placed in satellites like the I.S.S. regularly become off to the Earth due to their mass of speed in orbit.
As far as I know.
Maybe I'm wrong, idk.

true, but it only slows done for that person or object

faster than 2.99 x 10^8 Metres per Second!

did I stutter?

n-n-no?

I'd do it just to say I did it, I don't care how logically, physically, and traumatically impossible it is.
brand new sentence right there-

It says on its website that is opened 2022/12/31

One sec, there's something off...

is that american restaurant section related to where its at or its just the type of restaurant?,cause if its a type of restaurant then that should be ok

It’s closed…

There is actually a tf2 animation of traveling to Shrek’s pizza btw

its closed forever :'(

NO

There's also Hitler's fried chicken

HFC

😞 Me wishing it would be open again: 6rx19y.gif (click to show)

Why it close

yu should have used shrek running gif

Mmmmmm…. Nothing like Shrek for dinner!
Wait, they don’t use Shrek to make the pizza?

i thought that the apostrophe in "Shrek's Pizza" was used to make it mean "Shrek is pizza" :-O.
('s... used to show Shrek has possession, or to mean "Shrek is")

Sorry, auto correct

What about Shrek quesadilla?

Hate to ruin this but it’s closed

i suppose that their pizzas have layers.

bad news its closed rip