Your Soda's On Your Car!!!

alright get ready for this. *inhale*United States, Canada
Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still
Guatemala, Bolivia
Then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua
Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam
Norway, and Sweden
And Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Poland, Romania
Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Dеnmark, and Spain
India, Pakistan
Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan
Kampuchea, Malaysia
Then Bangladеsh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan
Mongolia, Laos
And Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea
Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana
Mozambique, Zambia
Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana
Burundi, Lesotho
And Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone
Niger, Nigeria
Chad, And Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon
Tanzania, Somalia
Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers
Dahomey, Namibia
Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, And Cayman
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia
Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylviania
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta, and Palestine
Fiji, Australia, Sudan

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Haha Dumbass

Wow the lady driving the car should've gone to SpecSavers (and by that I mean listened).

But there was no chain to begin with

Remember dont post Blood

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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