I have other unhealthier snacks to eat. Why would you ask me to eat cookies when chips are-oh, wait. I guess you must eat cookies all the time, since you're the one uneducated, and the one bawling and crying after a simple correction.
search on steam, I actually found some, which are either funny or pretty good like "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS KNIGHT", "Grimm's Hollow" or "Friendly fire"