I would literally get on my roof and jump off. If I'm so worthless that a furry, with those massive f**king mittens, is managing to break into my house, I might as well because obviously I have literally nothing
light them on fire. tear of their burnt flesh. take their dying organs. make one of them watch you crush their heart in front of them. pour gasoline down the other one's nose. shoot them in the stomach. watch the whole house burn.